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Hello there mandem
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PostPosted: 20:02 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Girls bike!? Reply with quote
The staircase man came out onto our site today, he rides a Blade, He had the balls to waltz in and say that ive got a girls bike!!!

A fvcking girls bike. i went right into one.
He comes ina yellow and purple blade with scrached pannels all beaten up. Hes about 40, im 17 on a mint 10yr old hornet.

I said to him what were you riding at 17 then. He just came out with, "Well, if you came to the ace cafe on that, everyone will laugh at it."

So what do you guys think?

Girls Bike? Confused
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PostPosted: 20:03 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
It sounds like that dude has a terrible case of being hung like a gerbil.
Hornets are fine bikes, and I'd have killed to own one at 17.
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PostPosted: 20:11 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Any bike at 17yrs is cool. Yours is a very good choice for you at 17yrs.

Blades are Clitoris bikes .................. every cunt has one.
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PostPosted: 20:11 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
BLUEX5 wrote:
Could be worse...you could have an SV650....

i agree Smile

not sure how you would man up a hornet
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PostPosted: 20:14 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hornets are the best - picture whoring time!

https://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j319/alun111/IMG_0024.jpg
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PostPosted: 20:15 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Why are you getting so worked up?

It's just his opinion, he obviously doesn't like your Hornet. Why do you even give a shit? You're the one riding it and as long as you enjoy it, that's all that matters.
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Skudd
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PostPosted: 20:21 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
ms51ves3 wrote:
Why are you getting so worked up?

It's just his opinion, he obviously doesn't like your Hornet. Why do you even give a shit? You're the one riding it and as long as you enjoy it, that's all that matters.

because he is 17yrs old and thats what they do. same as the 40yrs old guy wanting to look big on a knackered blade. Thats what they do.
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PostPosted: 20:22 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
i would of just told him to ram it and got on with my life, personally..

Hornets are brilliant bikes.

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ms51ves3
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PostPosted: 20:24 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
ms51ves3 wrote:
Why are you getting so worked up?

It's just his opinion, he obviously doesn't like your Hornet. Why do you even give a shit? You're the one riding it and as long as you enjoy it, that's all that matters.

because he is 17yrs old and thats what they do. same as the 40yrs old guy wanting to look big on a knackered blade. Thats what they do.


But I'm 17 and I don't care what people think. Maybe I've just grown up too fast Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 20:24 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I don't and that's a nice bike to own at such a young age,would only be girly if you painted it pink, Thumbs Up .
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Hello there mandem
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PostPosted: 20:28 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
fireblade2102 wrote:
I don't and that's a nice bike to own at such a young age,would only be girly if you painted it pink, Thumbs Up .

to be fair, my barends are so weathered there turning pink Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 20:29 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Urm... I don't know....that paintwork looks a little too shiny for my liking. I don't think any real man could get it that shiny. And the windscreen is a bit effeminate, isn't it... really, if we're being honest about it.

Didn't Dale Winton have a Hornet at some point?
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PostPosted: 20:32 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
You don't by any chance look like a girl?



OTH he is just being a tw&t, hornets are cool.
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Hello there mandem
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PostPosted: 20:41 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
steppen22 wrote:
Urm... I don't know....that paintwork looks a little too shiny for my liking. I don't think any real man could get it that shiny. And the windscreen is a bit effeminate, isn't it... really, if we're being honest about it.

Didn't Dale Winton have a Hornet at some point?


that picture was taken the friday i picked it up. the blokes at the shop polished nicely Cool

But since than screens come off and its got a lot dirtyer, should clean it soon.

maby i can get my brother too, Confused hes always wnating a 5er to buy fag Wink
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PostPosted: 21:01 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bunch of slackjawed faggots, This pink bike will make you a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus just like me. Wink





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PostPosted: 21:02 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
JackRendle wrote:
steppen22 wrote:
Urm... I don't know....that paintwork looks a little too shiny for my liking. I don't think any real man could get it that shiny. And the windscreen is a bit effeminate, isn't it... really, if we're being honest about it.

Didn't Dale Winton have a Hornet at some point?


that picture was taken the friday i picked it up. the blokes at the shop polished nicely Cool

But since than screens come off and its got a lot dirtyer, should clean it soon.

maby i can get my brother too, Confused hes always wnating a 5er to buy fag Wink


Jesus Christ, you are self conscious.

I don't give a shit how shiny your bike is, nor the screen - I was yanking your chain. It's a lovely bike. you should have told me to fuck off, not "justify" how shiny it is by blaming it on the dealer.

hel, I have a bag of micro polish cloths, I love shiny bikes!
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PostPosted: 21:07 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Re: Girls bike!? Reply with quote
The fireblade is the 'girls' choice of big sports bikes. Should have asked him if he was scared of the real-man's litre bikes Smile.

Regardless, it's not what you ride, but how, or so I'm told Razz.
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PostPosted: 21:16 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Just laugh at him. If he asks what your laughing at, tell him he looks like a CUNT. Thumbs Up Mr. Green

On the other hand, tell him to go down the ace and see how many hornet owners he can inform are riding girly bikes before he gets nutted?
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Hello there mandem
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PostPosted: 21:17 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Re: Girls bike!? Reply with quote
G wrote:
The fireblade is the 'girls' choice of big sports bikes. Should have asked him if he was scared of the real-man's litre bikes Smile.

Regardless, it's not what you ride, but how, or so I'm told Razz.


to be fair it not even a liter bike is it, its 900.....
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PostPosted: 21:18 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
Blades are Clitoris bikes .................. every cunt has one.


HOW VERY MUCH DARE YOU!

I have a blade, and i can assure you i am not a cunt.

I could do with one though, it would come in handy sometimes. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 21:21 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Re: Girls bike!? Reply with quote
JackRendle wrote:
The staircase man came out onto our site today, he rides a Blade, He had the balls to waltz in and say that ive got a girls bike!!!

A fvcking girls bike. i went right into one.
He comes ina yellow and purple blade with scrached pannels all beaten up. Hes about 40, im 17 on a mint 10yr old hornet.

I said to him what were you riding at 17 then. He just came out with, "Well, if you came to the ace cafe on that, everyone will laugh at it."

So what do you guys think?

Girls Bike? Confused


Drama-queens bike Smile
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PostPosted: 21:24 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Re: Girls bike!? Reply with quote
Geri wrote:

Drama-queens bike Smile


Agreed.

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PostPosted: 21:33 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Well I DO ride a girls bike (a Yamaha XV535), but it's my bike and I fucking love it.

https://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/keggyhander/535b.jpg

So, I would have told him to go suck a bag of ace cafe dicks.
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keggy, way cooler than a harley at any rate Wink on another note, should have got the 1100. The sound of that thing can wake the dead! gf's mum has one with straight through pipes Shocked
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