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Fnatic
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PostPosted: 12:36 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Tattoo advice... Reply with quote

https://img27.imageshack.us/img27/1192/chinbar.jpg

Thinking of getting a crowbar on the chin. What do you guys think? I'd call it a chinbar. To the ladies, Do you digg it?

Straight up thuggin'.
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PostPosted: 12:40 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think it would look really cool,

you might aswell get a gun tattoo'd on the back of your hand so you can run around going "bang" and pointing your hand at people!!








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PostPosted: 12:49 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I was considering a baseball bat on the nose also..?

Just want something reflective of the enviroment I've been raised in.
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PostPosted: 12:51 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

You ARE joking , right ? Shocked

https://www.jonco48.com/blog/sniper_20crowbar_small.jpg

Maybe one of those is needed ......
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PostPosted: 12:57 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks quite cool with the telenoculars on the top and that.

And yes I am serious. My Mum said she'd pay for it for my 18th.

What's peoples opinions on this one..

https://www.fbi.gov/hq/cid/ngic/thug.jpg
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PostPosted: 13:00 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude ... You do realise in later life people are going to think you're a total idiot with stuff like that ?? I should imagine it would make things very difficult , applying for jobs etc.

Also .... I believe most tattooists won't do facial stuff ....
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PostPosted: 13:02 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

obvious troll is obvious
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PostPosted: 13:03 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for the advice but if the employer can't accept me for who I am then why should I want to work for them?

Seriously? I don't think they can choose to not employ you just on appearance, it's discrimination.. Surely?

Maybe the hand one will be more discrete than a crowbar on the chin..?
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PostPosted: 13:04 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ncarey wrote:
obvious troll is obvious


If you CAN'T submit a mature response, please don't at all.
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PostPosted: 13:15 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thing is , they can choose to employ or not on what criteria they like.

Say you go for the same job as me , and we have exactly the same relevant qualifications and experience (unlikley I know , but stick with me here lol) ..... to be honest , most employers are gonna go for the person without a crowbar on their face ..... and when they tell You that You heven't been successful this time , they're just going to say "Im sorry , a more qualified candidate appiled" or whatever.

Then again , it all depends what career path you are looking to follow, so what I said could be totally irrelevant Smile

All I'm saying is , You will be stuck with it for life... I find the idea of a 60 year old Fnatic with a crowbar on his wrinkled chin or "Thug Life" on his withered hands quite comical ......
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PostPosted: 13:16 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ncarey wrote:
obvious troll is obvious


I did think that .... Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 13:20 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hoffy wrote:
Thing is , they can choose to employ or not on what criteria they like.

Say you go for the same job as me , and we have exactly the same relevant qualifications and experience (unlikley I know , but stick with me here lol) ..... to be honest , most employers are gonna go for the person without a crowbar on their face ..... and when they tell You that You heven't been successful this time , they're just going to say "Im sorry , a more qualified candidate appiled" or whatever.

Then again , it all depends what career path you are looking to follow, so what I said could be totally irrelevant Smile

All I'm saying is , You will be stuck with it for life... I find the idea of a 60 year old Fnatic with a crowbar on his wrinkled chin or "Thug Life" on his withered hands quite comical ......


I wasn't expecting such a helpful response. I didn't really think about it from employers POV. What tatoos can I get to represent me and be able to get employment?

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PostPosted: 13:27 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fnatic wrote:
What tatoos can I get to represent me and be able to get employment?

Help. Thumbs Up


You could have 'idiot' tattoo'ed on your face, and work for the DVLA Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 13:28 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get whatever You want dude , just get it somewhere that it can be covered up ... Personally at work I tend to wear a long sleeved shirt so all my ink is above my wrists , hence easily concealable.

Maybe a crowbar or a bat on your lower arm if You are set on summat along them lines ?
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PostPosted: 15:07 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I liked the DVLA one. What about under my hair and then if I wanna get it out for holiday just get a skinhead?
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PostPosted: 15:14 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've thought long and hard about how to present this witty vignette... And here it is:

Why don't you get a tattoo on your chin of a fridge, that way when asked you can call it your chinchilla...

Its not a crowbar, its a cute wee dog... I dare any employer not to take you on because of it.

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Bong.... Bong... Bong...
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PostPosted: 16:36 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

pa_broon74 wrote:

Why don't you get a tattoo on your chin of a fridge, that way when asked you can call it your chinchilla...

Its not a crowbar,
its a cute wee dog... I dare any employer not to take you on because of it.

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Bong.... Bong... Bong...


No, it's not a crowbar, it's a fridge.
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PostPosted: 16:46 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

truslack wrote:
pa_broon74 wrote:

Why don't you get a tattoo on your chin of a fridge, that way when asked you can call it your chinchilla...

Its not a crowbar,
its a cute wee dog... I dare any employer not to take you on because of it.

Thumbs Up

Bong.... Bong... Bong...


No, it's not a crowbar, it's a fridge.


I know its fridge, because that's what I said... Ok, as jokes go, it wasn't the coolest...

Oh dear...

Why not get a tattoo of a razor and get a corresponding patch of stubble surgically removed...

No?

Oh well... Wink
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PostPosted: 16:53 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

pa_broon74 wrote:

I know its fridge, because that's what I said... Ok, as jokes go, it wasn't the coolest

Bah, woulda made more sense (and been slightly funnier maybe) if you said "it's not a fridge, its a cute little dog"
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PostPosted: 17:01 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

ram_doom wrote:
Fnatic wrote:
What tatoos can I get to represent me and be able to get employment?

Help. Thumbs Up


You could have 'idiot' tattoo'ed on your face, and work for the DVLA Thumbs Up


You'd have to get it done in Welsh as well.
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PostPosted: 17:18 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Face tattoo... Prepare to sign on forever...

P.S. You'd look a d1ck. It's a bad idea for a tatt fullstop. Doubt that this is a serious thread though.
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PostPosted: 17:28 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fnatic wrote:
Just want something reflective of the enviroment I've been raised in.


Oh you live in an american ghetto?

Oh you live in a council estate and want to believe you've actually had it rough growing up, tool. Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:12 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

go on have it, in fact i'll even pay for you to have it done.
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: .. Reply with quote

you could have thought of something more believable to try and wind people up Laughing but its funny, I think you should have it done to entertain the public though Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 20 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

truslack wrote:
pa_broon74 wrote:

I know its fridge, because that's what I said... Ok, as jokes go, it wasn't the coolest

Bah, woulda made more sense (and been slightly funnier maybe) if you said "it's not a fridge, its a cute little dog"


I gave this positive 'informative' karma because at first I didn't know what you meant.

I find as I grow older I miss more, its a source of worry to me... I'd hate to lose my cutting edge... Ummm...

Have you seen my baseball??

Wink
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