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carlnicholson...
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PostPosted: 22:01 - 27 Mar 2009    Post subject: Illiterate Retard! Reply with quote

This link will take you to, in my opinion, the finest example of the failings of our modern society. Now, I wouldn't ever profess to be a world leading expert but I have to say, the content of this listing simply leaves me short of any other words you may, or may not find within the bindings of the English Dictionary.

Forgive me if you think I'm being an arse but doesn't the constant occurance of such utter dribble make you seriously question what our once great country will soon end up like?

https://cgi.ebay.co.uk/yamaha-xt-250-1987-twincam-4-valvs_W0QQitemZ280327294018QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Motorcycles?hash=item280327294018&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2%7C65%3A7%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318
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PostPosted: 22:06 - 27 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aaaarrrgh!

My eyes, my eyes!!
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PostPosted: 22:14 - 27 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love the way he tries to make an effort with apostrophes, but only includes them where they are not actually required Doh!.

He'll end up working at either McDonalds or for the DVLA.
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PostPosted: 22:20 - 27 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

yellowninja wrote:
He'll end up working at either McDonalds or for the DVLA.


Class, but alarmingly probable!!
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PostPosted: 22:22 - 27 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

It would completely put me off dealing with that person as no doubt, they wear a tracksuit and TNs.
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PostPosted: 22:25 - 27 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Keep mr james out of this thread i don't like the guy but would"t want him to have a fit and die.
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PostPosted: 22:46 - 27 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

evry think werk's like it shud it will need an ignishon as ther is 1

lol.
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PostPosted: 22:47 - 27 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think reading that just killed two million of my fragile little brain cells Laughing

I still have no idea whether it's a 250 or a 350 Confused
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PostPosted: 22:50 - 27 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

mad_man wrote:
Keep mr james out of this thread i don't like the guy but would"t want him to have a fit and die.



You want to finish me off yourself eh? Marxist schweinhund! Wink

I refuse to believe that people as thick as that ebay poster actually exist - it's beyond reason!
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PostPosted: 22:59 - 27 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am genuinely lost for words.

I've typed two or three responses and none of them adequately describe the sentiment I want to put across..

God help us all. Seriously.
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PostPosted: 22:59 - 27 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

KeV6 wrote:
I think reading that just killed two million of my fragile little brain cells Laughing

I still have no idea whether it's a 250 or a 350 Confused


Ist bofe Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:56 - 27 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phil_G wrote:
I am genuinely lost for words.

I've typed two or three responses and none of them adequately describe the sentiment I want to put across..

God help us all. Seriously.


That, Sir, is the nail on the head.
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PostPosted: 00:01 - 28 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

"i got a carb 4 it and she kiked up mint"

Laughing

thinking about droppin him a text Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 00:01 - 28 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Engine Size (cc):
250 cc

Power (Bhp):
100 Bhp "



Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:12 - 28 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

That gives me a headache. I was looking for full stops, none, then realised I cant figure out where they would go... Is he an argument for eugenics? Hmmm...
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PostPosted: 00:42 - 28 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not even a full stop in that Shocked. Honestly why would someone spell like that if the could spell? do they not teach kids to spell now? He couldnt even spell the simplest of words. Thats appalling, I may not be the best at the grammar or spelling but thats sickening. My brother isnt even as bad as that and I cant understand his texting at all.
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PostPosted: 02:00 - 28 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Illiterate,no feedback,Manchester and needs ignition!yeah,sounds very tempting
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PostPosted: 07:32 - 28 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

the author if such drivvle is clearly a retard flid boy.

that is all.
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PostPosted: 08:46 - 28 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I couldn't even get halfway through it, snipers on the roof tops is the only answer... init?
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PostPosted: 09:41 - 28 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just me that assumes the author is foreign? Someone give him a call and see if he is foreign or not.
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PostPosted: 09:49 - 28 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chriss wrote:
Just me that assumes the author is foreign? Someone give him a call and see if he is foreign or not.


A foreigner would have better English than that, thats a chav. He types as he sounds.
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PostPosted: 11:50 - 28 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

It pains me to say it, but he lives just a few miles down the road from me. I can personally assure you that he really is at the standard you can expect from the local juveniles.

I blame the parents.....
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PostPosted: 11:59 - 28 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

carlnicholsony2k wrote:
It pains me to say it, but he lives just a few miles down the road from me. I can personally assure you that he really is at the standard you can expect from the local juveniles.

I blame the parents.....


I blame schools also. Not really all the parents fault as my own borther turned chav *hangs head in shame* knew how to spell prefectly and passed his GCSE's and is 31 had caught the chav disease and now sends me texts in this retard speak. He even uses it on the internet. My parents cant understand him at all. My mum dosnt know how he caught it. He lives in track suits and lays in bed all day jobless then goes and gambles his dole away.

Evil or Very Mad
Sorry I went off on one, he really does annoy me.
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PostPosted: 12:29 - 28 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think people like this always existed, its only the advent of computers/internet that made it possible to have a wide audience ...

Ever read half the comments on an average youtube vid?? ... its the same level of literacy - innit m8!! Very Happy
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