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JonB
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PostPosted: 15:34 - 31 Mar 2009    Post subject: If you like shit porn, come in. Reply with quote

If you have a Freeview and want to see the absolutely awful porn channel that is Television X, click on this link at about 11.20PM and you will be able to watch the shit people pay for.

https://www.knuckle-shuffle.co.uk/

It works, as I tried it last night. Couldn't bear watching it, the cheesiness just taints the whole experience. Can't believe people pay £6.99 a night for it. You don't even get to see anything. Laughing
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Dischord
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PostPosted: 15:42 - 31 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I used to rush home to catch the previews...then I dscovered the internet! Do you not even see anything? LMAO!!
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JonB
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PostPosted: 15:50 - 31 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I kid you not. Last night a woman sucked off a bloke...He still had his boxers on! Bet she loves the taste of 100% cotton. The cumshot was blatantly cake icing as well. It's focking genius. Laughing
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The View Askew
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PostPosted: 16:13 - 31 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why anyone who wants to see pornographic material does not use the internet for its main purpose is beyond me.
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TheDonUK
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PostPosted: 17:37 - 31 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

But you cant get chav porn online, ill give this a go with the misses tonight Thumbs Up
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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 18:47 - 31 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is that what Home Secretary Jacqui Smith's husband got caught watching? They try to run the country and do not know about free porn. Sad
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PostPosted: 19:00 - 31 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looking at the title of this thread, I was imagining a 2 girls 1 cup type thing.
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SoND
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PostPosted: 19:25 - 31 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

SlimRick wrote:
Looking at the title of this thread, I was imagining a 2 girls 1 cup type thing.


I'm quite disappointed.
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JonB
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PostPosted: 19:41 - 31 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

To be fair there is probably some scat on there. Just it is probably pixellated. Laughing
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AngelGrinder
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PostPosted: 23:02 - 31 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can't do it if your on virgin....ah bollocks....

....oh well.
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TheDonUK
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PostPosted: 00:09 - 01 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

and its half past midnight and they havent updated and the previous days code did not work...

I smell bullshit...
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CaNsA
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PostPosted: 00:30 - 01 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

just tried it out and it works here.


agree with all who said it was shit though, pornhub ftfw
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TheDonUK
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PostPosted: 00:41 - 01 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

They updated it after i posted that, it works...

Fap Fap Fap

EDIT: IT is comically bad porn, you really dont see anything, and theres too many close ups of groaning men for my liking...

They had an idiot in a banana costume screwing some russian hooker...
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