How do I satisfy my new girlfriend?

[a_none_e_moose]

Not posting this under my real name because you will all take the piss.
Untill last year I was married, seemed to be able to satisfy the then mrs, had a bit on the side and she could come very easily.

Split up with the mrs late last year and now have myself a new girlfriend, she is fantastic but in bed she just lies there like a sack of spuds!
She says she is enjoying it but she looks bored. Help me BCF how can I spice things up, i want to satisfy her!

[Fisty]

Grow a 12" chocolate penis that can ejaculate £20 notes. That is the only real way to satisfy a woman.
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Pop yer finger up her bum.
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Thought about discussing it with her?
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[Tonka]

Schhhh!

If you're dating Lily Allen I'd just leave quietly, as she's not too complimentary!!

If she's great in every other way, I'd suggest a chat!!
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[steppen22]

Who cares if she's dead still? Wiggling about would only ruin your momentum.

This isn't the 1990's.

Theres no need for men to pretend any longer that we care about the woman's pleasure.

Bang her and throw her some tissues to clean it up. Women desire this sort of treatment, nowadays, and prefer to be treated as sex objects.

If you start worrying about "satisfying" her, soon you'll find yourself not doing much but washing her dildo for her.
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[MaybeGuy]

erm... why should you even care? its a hole that feels nice. exit and errupt.
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[Nufkamp]

Are you spending long enough 'drinking from the furry cup'?
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[Skudd]

Don't go in too early, make sure she has a climax in foreplay first.

Foreplay- Play with all of her not just tits, miff and arse.
Get her to play with you, but make sure she doesn't get you past that point.
Get her to play with herself wihile you play with her too. ( she could be fingering herself while you lick around her.
Tell her she is doing things great, but not like a school report though.

Think of when you are doing things. make sure she isn't too tired. Make sure everyone and everything is clean.

Get her to go on top, let her take charge, let her relax, let her do things to her timescale.

If all else fails. dip it in spurt and wipe. Then let her sort herself out.
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[Hoffy]

Punch her in the tits , then do her up the garry

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[Amanda]

[quote="a_none_e_moose"]Not posting this under my real name because you will all take the piss.
Untill last year I was married, seemed to be able to satisfy the then mrs, had a bit on the side and she could come very easily.

Split up with the mrs late last year and now have myself a new girlfriend, she is fantastic but in bed she just lies there like a sack of spuds!
She says she is enjoying it but she looks bored. Help me BCF how can I spice things up, i want to satisfy her![/quote]


Ask her to show you how/what she likes

and while she's doing that you can have yourself a sly thrap

[trevoriv]

Start fucking someone else on the side.

Seems to have worked in the past?
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[killa]

Ask her to have a shower with you (just an idea). Be comanding, dont be scared to do it, be strong, be the man and fuck her.
If she seems to lack a certain spark to get horny then ask her about it and don't make it out like you think you're not satisfying her. Find out what her problem is.
If it is you, then you need to step up your game and i dont mean get a prostitute or something...if you dont know how to create some passion then watch some blue movies or something.

Dont ask your mates. lol
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[PlanetClaire]

She's waiting for you to go to sleep so she can have a wank without offending you.
I once had a b/f I loved dearly but he would always come by 3 minutes (he had an alarm clock that projected the time on the ceiling) and I knew he was insecure about it, so I would not upset him over it, I just waited for him to sleep then finished off the job. Ask her what you can do to make her come. Just ask.

[Visitor Q]

Sounds a bit like my ex. Took me a good 6 months to get her comfortable.

Fuck off all this sticking hands up bums nonsense to start with, my general tip is get her on top as often as possible and gently nag her about 'needing to relax'.

Fucking on MDMA also did wonders for her too

After all that...


... then you start the sodomy
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[Burnside]

Just wipe your cock on the curtains afterwards, that'll soon get her screaming
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