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Bishbash
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PostPosted: 11:06 - 29 Apr 2009    Post subject: Bored on your way to work? *Swine Flu Jokes* Reply with quote
Do you take the bus, train or tube? The pass the time by pretending you are on the phone and talk about your 4 week holiday to Mexico, hang up and then sneeze.

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The Artist
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PostPosted: 16:15 - 29 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

I might actually do that tomorrow
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Luke_Retrofly
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PostPosted: 18:13 - 29 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I did it in the line at the pharmacy, and just got a very dissaproving look from the missus Smile
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B10Hazard
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PostPosted: 02:42 - 30 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Haha thats brill man ! Thumbs Up Laughing Cool
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Bishbash
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PostPosted: 08:46 - 30 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
A blonde wife calls her husband and says she has run out of petrol and is afraid to fill up because of the swine flu. Husband replies "you daft twat, the swine flu is in Mexico, not Texaco"
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Mac_Black
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PostPosted: 18:30 - 30 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
lol you're in late with that last one... That was so 3 hours ago Razz Rolling Eyes
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Frost
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PostPosted: 21:53 - 30 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I phoned the NHS swine flu hotline today, wasn't much use...


All i got was cracklin.
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Mac_Black
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PostPosted: 23:02 - 30 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
DaFrostyOne wrote:
I phoned the NHS swine flu hotline today, wasn't much use...


All i got was cracklin.

So 11 hours ago Laughing Cool
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