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Blue_SV650S
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PostPosted: 21:09 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: BCF blind date!! Reply with quote

Ok, so Cilla Black has her contestants ....

The idea of this thread is for someone to put up a 'blind date' type question and then for people to put their blind date styleee answers ... i.e. get a few responses to a question, then someone asks a new one ...

I'll start!! Smile

"I really like crisps. If you were a crisp flavour, which one would you be?"
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PostPosted: 21:16 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Id be ready salted, because its boring just like you.
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PostPosted: 21:33 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

matt_uk wrote:
Id be ready salted, because its boring just like you.


They are boring, but that doesn't mean people can't get enough of them!! https://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_Most_popular_flavour_crisp_in_the_world Wink


Anyway .... my answer to the question would be ....

"I'd be salt and shake - coz you'd have to find my packet and then shake it all over you!!!" Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:35 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blue_SV650S wrote:


Anyway .... my answer to the question would be ....

I'd be salt and shake - coz you'd have to find my packet and then shake it all over you!!! Laughing

and the worst part of all this .... the fact that you created this thread purely so you could use that line ! Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 21:40 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

silky666 wrote:
Blue_SV650S wrote:


Anyway .... my answer to the question would be ....

I'd be salt and shake - coz you'd have to find my packet and then shake it all over you!!! Laughing

and the worst part of all this .... the fact that you created this thread purely so you could use that line ! Rolling Eyes


Even if you don't believe it, that WASN'T the case ... I came up with the idea and googled for an example .. I actually got the original line from here ... the salt and shake was all my own doing AFTERWARDS!! Razz
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PostPosted: 21:44 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Prawn cocktail, because I like it fishy.
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PostPosted: 21:50 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ok, so Cilla Black has her contestants ....

The idea of this thread is for someone to put up a 'blind date' type question and then for people to put their blind date styleee answers ... i.e. get a few responses to a question, then someone asks a new one ...

I'll start!!

"I really like crisps. If you were a crisp flavour, which one would you be?"


You'd be cheese and onion, because even when we all think your finally gone you carry on lingering around for hours & hours & hours.
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PostPosted: 21:55 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or Salt 'n' Vinegar, really irritating if it gets on your tits. Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:05 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd be pepparami because I'm a bit of an animal and i dont stick to the rules.
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PostPosted: 22:15 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

colin1 wrote:
I'd be pepparami because I'm a bit of an animal and i dont stick to the rules.


Hehe, classic!!

Ok time for a new one ... Colin1 as yours was the best response .. you get first dibs at the next question Smile
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PostPosted: 22:25 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

i'd be BBQ flavour because i love a good spit roast Cool
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PostPosted: 22:31 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I will be a bag of peanuts..
With luck you will have a severe allergic reaction, go into anaphylaxis and die.
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PostPosted: 04:18 - 28 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

CHR15 wrote:
being a human of the non-tit bearing vairity please explain why??

unless its some kind of sexual thing.


Rub some on your nipples. It's really quite sensual.
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PostPosted: 09:14 - 28 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

id be sweet chilli sensations, coz im sweet, hot and that burning sensation should go after a few days


CHR15 wrote:
who even discoved that??!?!? what were they doing??


im more concerned with what was the guy that discovered you can drink cow milk was doing in the first place
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PostPosted: 09:59 - 28 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

supZ wrote:

im more concerned with what was the guy that discovered you can drink cow milk was doing in the first place



I wonder how many animals he tried before getting to the cow Shocked Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:02 - 28 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

supZ wrote:
id be sweet chilli sensations, coz im sweet, hot and that burning sensation should go after a few days


I wish I could go back in time and not click on this thread..
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PostPosted: 10:46 - 28 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

CHR15 wrote:
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I wonder how many animals he tried before getting to the cow


imagine if they used women instead of cows. lol


Why don't we call womens breasts Udders?
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PostPosted: 11:01 - 28 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

They are the same thing just packaged differently/better.
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PostPosted: 11:05 - 28 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smokey bacon, because I like it salty.
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PostPosted: 11:06 - 28 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:
Smokey bacon, because I like it salty.

The stuff that comes out of my porker is salty.
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PostPosted: 11:11 - 28 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
dragonfly wrote:
Smokey bacon, because I like it salty.

The stuff that comes out of my porker is salty.


Would you like some of my scampi fries?
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PostPosted: 12:01 - 28 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not sure BCF has fully got into the spirit of things ... perhaps this will help!! Cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGLix3q2Y3E&fmt=18


Ok, new question:-


"My favourite animal is the raven, because, like me, it's big (*nervous giggle*) and has a tendency to eat things that have been dead for a couple of days. What is your favourite animal, and why? That question to number 1, please. "

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PostPosted: 12:33 - 28 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

My dog because it licks jam off my balls.

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PostPosted: 12:33 - 28 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

A raven isn't that big, More something like I want to be an elephant because I can shag anything, well if I sat on them they are well fucked.
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PostPosted: 21:19 - 28 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

My name is Kim and I am from Korea, I would be a doggy. They taste nice.
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