Just got done for riding on the pavement.

[B10Hazard]

I was coming back from a mates house about two hours ago when i spot another mate.
So swiftly pulled a U turn, poppped a wheelie and the mounted the curb.

She saw everything other than the U turn.

Got a warning.

The best bit is she gave me a quick search.

Left pocket = Phone
Right pocket = Wallet and a psp game.
Inside jacket pocket = Baccy, lighter, big silver rizzla.

"Okay thank you good by, safe ride home"
Good job she didnt look inside the baccy pouch to discover canabis.
I feel so lucky.
What would have happend to me had she spotted it?
There wasn't a huge amount, clearly personal, not dealing e.t.c.

Also a tip . . When the police ask you your name. Don't panic and say "errrrrrrrm" before like i did for ages
When i told her she said. . Are you sure ??, in a very lets talk to him like he's a speshul person
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[Mark65]

Lol , should prolly didnt want any paper work, roun here where i live theres shit lods of dealers andthey never get touched, one of em was living with a copper .
It cant be herd for the police to spot them ffs a 20 year old lad that doesnt work driving a 26k vehicle during the day, we have loads of them so i wouldnt wory. a bit of weed would get u a slap on the wrist.


Mark
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07 Yamaha YBR125, 07 Honda CG125 , 15 CBR300R (Chocolate Crank, Deaded), 16 CB500FA, 19 Honda Forza 300, 70 Suzuki SV650

[The Tot]

Best place I found to store contraband is in your race hump leather recess... you know, the bit the put the inserts in (most of them are hollowed )... oh bugger, there goes my trade secret
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[c_dug]

Not much good on the bike, but my trainers have a "party pouch" on each toungue would be very hard to spot unless you know what your looking for

c_dug
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[hellkat]

I like parking on the pavement (not so much riding on it, just parking up on there)

I often purposely park up right outside most caffs I go into, to see if I can get away with it.

People tend not to say anything. You get the odd glare from pedestrians, but so long as you park so that buggies and old dears with zimmer frames can get past, you should usually get away with it.

Couple of times I got moved ... a bunch of jobsworth Lithuanian dustmen once said they'd have my bike towed if I didn't move it, even though there had been a big BMW bike parked there almost every day for the previous six months. Twonks.

*shrug*
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