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PostPosted: 14:11 - 04 Jun 2009    Post subject: OMG Reply with quote

https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8081829.stm
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PostPosted: 14:17 - 04 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Strange.
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PostPosted: 14:17 - 04 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

\o/ for gay penguins Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: 14:22 - 04 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always thought penguins were gay anyways.
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PostPosted: 14:22 - 04 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is all in preparation of the film "Mince of the Penguins".
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PostPosted: 14:23 - 04 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am literally crying with laughter. That bit about introducing female penguins being slated by gay rights activists was pure gold.

Would it have been different if they'd introduced four females and a couple of turkey basters to the enclosure?
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PostPosted: 14:30 - 04 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Humboldt penguins are normally found in coastal Peru and Chile, but their numbers have been dwindling due to overfishing, reports the AFP news agency.

Dwindling numbers might be down to something else I would say Thinking
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PostPosted: 16:08 - 04 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wouldn't say that this could ever be repeated in nature.

Captivity does strange things to penguins. They probably gay bonded under extreme stress then natural instincts took over. Their instincts of 'must stay together' and 'must raise egg' was obviously a bit stronger than their 'this man on man penguin thing doesn't feel quite right' feelings.

Captivity does strange things to humans as well. Look at male flight attendants Try and find me a straight one.
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PostPosted: 16:24 - 04 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

P-p-p-p-pick up a gayguin.
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PostPosted: 16:38 - 04 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Giggle
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PostPosted: 17:05 - 04 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

arnt rabbits abit gay aswell im sure someone told me you can get gay rabbits lmao
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PostPosted: 17:26 - 04 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

So hang on ... we had 6 horny young male penguins ... no lasses about ...

Prolly never seen a lass ... they are waddling about with penguin hard ons ... thinking "WTF do I do with this thing??" ... now humans have a habit of sticking it in all sorts of strange places ... and they have been told what its for ...

No wonder the penguins were trying to hump anything and everything (including each other) ...

Then the zoo want to get some dirty penguin hoes in for the horny boys ... but the human benders put a stop to all that!! ... Rolling Eyes

So now they have an egg and not really sure what they did to get it ....


Those penguins sure are gonna be confused ... but not sure they are gay!! Wink
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PostPosted: 17:54 - 04 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

that baby penguin has got the upper hand in the school yard fight though. "my daddy's are bigger than you dad."
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PostPosted: 18:49 - 04 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

OssY wrote:
"my daddy's are bigger than you dad."


Or alternatively - Kid 2 being the one with gay parents;

Kid 1 "Mah Dad'll batter your Dad!"

Kid 2 "Aye? Well mah dad'll bum your dad.

And your dad'll enjoy it!"

[/Frankie Boyle]
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PostPosted: 20:32 - 04 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOOOL. i saw him live. VERY blue. VERY funny.
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PostPosted: 20:37 - 04 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

There have actually been a surprising amount of instances of animal bender-ness in nature. Depends a lot on the male/female instincts of the particular species (nurturing father etc).
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PostPosted: 20:55 - 04 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

DOLPHINS ARE GAY.... that is all.
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