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B10Hazard
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PostPosted: 16:06 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: I got OWNED ! . . . by a chav on a ped. Reply with quote
I was coming back from a mates earlier when I was pulled up at a train crossing, I was sat there not in gear and checked my phone.
As the barriers lifted I went across the track and when I hit tarmac i popped a wheelie.
Then started to go down the road about 40mph.
Next thing you know a lad with nothing but a t shirt, gloves and helmet does a wheelie past me and carry on for ages down the road.
I then caought up with him and at the lights he flipped his helmet up and said a up. I told him that was impressive, he tells me he can do better then flew round the corner.

Felt like a right tit Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:14 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I went to work today, nothing interesting happened and then I came home.
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eddclarke
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PostPosted: 16:43 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Joe wrote:
I went to work today, nothing interesting happened and then I came home.


Really? I did the same, we must be related.
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PostPosted: 17:12 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Re: I got OWNED ! . . . by a chav on a ped. Reply with quote
BioHazard wrote:
i popped a wheelie.
Then started to go down the road about 40mph.


low speed wheelie?
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Finglonga
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PostPosted: 17:37 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Re: I got OWNED ! . . . by a chav on a ped. Reply with quote
BioHazard wrote:

Next thing you know a lad with nothing but a t shirt, gloves and helmet does a wheelie past me


Purple helmet? Shocked
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B10Hazard
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PostPosted: 18:17 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
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No he flew past me


On what i think my be a gillera runner.
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PostPosted: 20:57 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Re: I got OWNED ! . . . by a chav on a ped. Reply with quote
BioHazard wrote:
a lad with nothing but a t shirt, gloves and helmet


Really!
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hornetmike
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PostPosted: 21:00 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
bet he had a massive cock
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PostPosted: 21:11 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
cock jokes...
from those who cant do it Laughing
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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B10Hazard
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PostPosted: 23:31 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
He used his cock for balancing. It was insane !
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