retros drunk again

[kev]

just got up and noticed this on irc. i think old retro has been drinking again
<aaluke|> i suck cock o)
<aaluke|> i lick pussey \|/
<aaluke|> tit wank o|o
<aaluke|> homo sex 0-0/
<aaluke|> anal -0-
<aaluke|> |
<aaluke|> 0
<aaluke|> |
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<aaluke|> _____
<aaluke|> _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
<aaluke|> ^^^^^^^^^ dead person
<aaluke|> ____________/\____________/\___________________/\
<aaluke|> alive person ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
<aaluke|> nature i a whore
* aaluke| dances
<aaluke|> filddley dee
<aaluke|> yes you do sir
<aaluke|> i watch BB
<aaluke|> i like bikes they are funny
<aaluke|> mmmmmmmmm s-rad
<aaluke|> mmmmmm thundercats
*** Signoff: ste_afk (Ping timeout)<aaluke|> liono snarff snarff
<aaluke|> he man witht he power of greay skull, suck my duck shee ra
<aaluke|> he is the one
<aaluke|> we got some big guns and big big guns, but im afraid we're all out of big bog ammo!
<aaluke|> take your time top learn to hate!
<aaluke|> you can have beans chicken bbbbeaf and pork
<aaluke|> i command the
<aaluke|> mmmmm blood stream
<aaluke|> random action is always good unless that random action is planned, but then again how can something random be planned, if u think its random then it isnt (thiis is the point where the universe collapses in on itself)
<aaluke|> im so happey
<aaluke|> shoot yourslef its fun
<aaluke|> lardeee dar woop dee dooo
<aaluke|> hep hep keep up hemp boy yeah u mither fucker eeeeeeeeee heeeeeeee bad ass mother fucker owwwwwwwwwww
<aaluke|> can i get a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeewiiiiiiiiiiiiinddddd.........NO!
<aaluke|> i cant belive it, theres 2 of everthing if you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
<aaluke|> horney
<aaluke|> no
<aaluke|> why not
<aaluke|> errrm
<aaluke|> errrrm what
<aaluke|> did it my self
<aaluke|> what
<aaluke|> my self
<aaluke|> myself what<aaluke|> you know
<aaluke|> no
<aaluke|> what
<aaluke|> arghhhh
<aaluke|> tell me
<aaluke|> no
<aaluke|> cunt
<aaluke|> bitch slut
<aaluke|> whore
<aaluke|> work it out
<aaluke|> make me
<aaluke|>
<aaluke|> who are you G
<aaluke|> no im you
<aaluke|> oh yeah
<aaluke|> only better
<aaluke|> how
<aaluke|> dunno just am
<aaluke|> no really how
<aaluke|> work it out
<aaluke|> good grief
<aaluke|> ahh charlie
<aaluke|> i dont do ckoe
<aaluke|> no charlie brown<aaluke|> who
<aaluke|> as in snoopy
<aaluke|> what the yellow thing
<aaluke|> no the bald kid
<aaluke|> the one with the blanket
<aaluke|> no the star
<aaluke|> oh right
<aaluke|>
<aaluke|> my head hurts
<aaluke|> funnets day i ever had
<aaluke|> do you love your self you should do
* aaluke| contimplates suicide
<aaluke|> naaa that would mean getting up
<aaluke|> yeah
<aaluke|> my brither died
<aaluke|> u cant spell for shit
<aaluke|> can u
<aaluke|> j \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
<aaluke|> bed of nails
<aaluke|> i get it
<aaluke|> i get jokes
<aaluke|> :S
<aaluke|> :S 8) \o/
<aaluke|> hell hell hell hell<aaluke|> well if i cant talk about HELL how the HELL can i talk about HELL
<aaluke|> ooops
* aaluke| dances to plane
<aaluke|> you mean on a plain
<aaluke|> whatever
<aaluke|> i want to see u shit
<aaluke|> thank you
<aaluke|> big fluffey dice is good
<aaluke|> you, i wanna take you to a gay bar, i wanna take you to a gay bar , i wanna take you to a gay bar gay bar gay bar, lets start a war start a nuclear war at the gay bar gay bar gar bar wow, at the gay bar, i got somthing to put in you i got somthing to put in you i got somthing to put in you in the gay bar gay bar gay bar, your a super star at the gay bar your a superstar at the gay bar superstar suparstar
<aaluke|> not that im gay or anything
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20:02:36 Jammy-R6: any holes a goal
20:02:48 kev: even if its a hairy mans arse
20:02:56 Jammy-R6: hell yes

[kev]

sorry mate i had to do it
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20:02:36 Jammy-R6: any holes a goal
20:02:48 kev: even if its a hairy mans arse
20:02:56 Jammy-R6: hell yes

[JimboJ]

Just so it's not me, he is talking to himslef all the way through that right?

Luke, WTF have you been drinking?

You were sane when i left!
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[00:42] <NSR-Andy> which one's the missionary position
[00:42] <NSR-Andy> i've heard it's good
[9:42pm] <Shaun> you came first mike | <Shaun> yes gav, because I really want to fuck you

[Phoenix]

lol

luke u muppet

[Scooby]

Anoyone notice how I was the only active member of BCF in mIRC at the time and I made 2 comments the whole time, which were "..." and "? ? ?"
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[retro(punished)]

hi
I was that bad i posted it myself :S

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=17570

Luke(not psycotic)

[Danny]

[retro(punished)]

hi
ILL KIILLL YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Luke (still not psycotic)

Luke

[NSR125-Kid-UK]

Uh, luke you're scaring me now.
Tell me what u had i wanna try some
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[Ste]

/me passes luke some pain killers

pisshead

[Susi]

Is it just me or am I the only to have noticed that Luke is under going some kind of psychological change? Either that or someone has been spiking his tea with mystery herbs.
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[Crazy Manx Man]

That's amusing.
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