Pimp Your Ride...?

[Clanger]

If you could have any vehicle pimped by the Pimp My Ride team, what would you have, and would like done...?
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[pablouk]

My car would be a big old Granada.

I would like it pimped up Gorden brown's rectum.
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[JAMSXR]

Robin Reliant!

That program makes me laugh!

"We've put plasma screens in your mudflaps, and your glove compartment!"
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[hellkat]

Hearse.

I wanna buy an old hearse (like the one in Ghostbusters) (or is that an old ambulance?) ...anyway I think they're a bit beyond my bank account ... but it would be well cool if they tarted one of them up for me.

I'm pretty sure I saw the start of a programme when they did one a while back, some goth-head dickbrain ... but I missed the end results, lol
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[Flip]

Bought this today. They could pimp this for me.

https://www.lawson-his.co.uk/images/Silverline/868581.jpg

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Pimped 'Pat Style'
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[Tarmacsurfer]

[quacker_boy]

I'd have to get a VW T5 pimped, interior would have to have a massive sound system, bed, 25" flat screen, XBOX 360, sink and hob. And some way of storing all my kite shit on the roof without using a roof box. And the exterior would look something like this:

https://neodesign.eu/neo/photo/VWT5FrontMAGNUS450.jpg

Rims would have to be OZ Superturismos.
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[hellkat]

omg Steve Buscemi is so creepy on Con Air.

Excellent pimpage, though
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[karoshi]

Hello and welcome to this weeks edition of..

Pimp My Zil:
https://www.speshul.org/random/zilwheelie.jpg

"If ya wanna be a communist dictator, but ya wheels aint fly..."
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[tribal_tiger]

None of these yet????

Shame on all of you!!!!

https://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/one-pedal-car-mac-yo-dawg.jpg
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All of it.

[Darth]

Pimp my Ride - load of toss!

Would much rather let Chip Foose and his Overhaulin posse do something bad ass with one of these for me...

https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g82/darthpalmer/untitled.jpg

Would have to insist he dropped an RB26 in it though!
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[Scouse]

If my disco left looking like this - https://www.bikechatforums.com/download.php?id=66141

and returned looking like this - https://www.simmonites.com/vehi/v8%20disco%20off%20road.jpg

I would be a rather happy chappy

[mistergixer]

Would have to be a dogshit brown Austin Allegro:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/db/Austin_Allegro_Brown_1.JPG/800px-Austin_Allegro_Brown_1.JPG

Why?
2 reasons:

1) I consider them to be one of the worst cars ever made, therefore i wouldn't mind them fucking one up. If it was a good car that they fucked over, i'd be mildly upset.

2) I'd actually quite like to see one with the usual tat glued to it i.e. lambo doors and massive alloys, but still in dogshit brown.
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[Scouse]

[Icey]

https://www.supanet.com/media/00/04/88/bondbug_430.jpg

That is all.
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[chrisw]

Honda CRX - one of my favourite cars (and I've owned 3 of them).

If I could have one 'pimped' it would look very similar to this (minus the stickers):

https://image.hondatuningmagazine.com/f/9341349+w750+st0/0306ht_15z+1991_Honda_CRX_Si+Rear_Passenger_Side.jpg

More Info

And remember...

WHITE IS THE ONLY COLOUR A CAR SHOULD BE PAINTED IT!

Got it!

[silky666]

I would like my mark5 'smiley' Ford Transit:

https://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t69/silky666/Random/BQyVcNQBmkKGrHgoOKi8EjlLmY5yVBJ6zLL.jpg

Pimped to this, please Mr.Snoop Ice Shizzle:

https://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t69/silky666/Random/smallSupervan.jpg
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[hellkat]

Fukkit, I just want one of these
https://luxurycarphotos.tripod.com/41cadillacgothichearse.jpg
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[SpicyBlimp]

[Darth]

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Would have to be a triumph acclaim:

https://www.aronline.co.uk/images/acclaim_06.jpg

Would look absolutely awesome with some subtle mods
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