r6 disguise...

[MaybeGuy]

well today my R6 decided to cut out.

on inspection, CDI wire popped out, so i popped it back in.

in the meantime, a ninja 250 ridden by an old guy pulled over to offer assistance whilst almost being smashed off the road by a landrover as he was overtaking, saw me, slammed on his brakes, cut off the rover and pulled over into the layby i was in.

spoke to the guy for a bit. him and the bike seemed familiar...

so he starts telling me about this ''dick on a GSXR'' that he hasnt seen out for a couple of months, and that he's probably got himself killed...

''oh?'' my ears pricked up at this point.

''blue and white gsxr 600, great rider, but a complete showoff. he's wheelied past me a few times then just completely dissapeared when i've tried to catch up. even once after tunnel X (named tunnel X for the purposes of this tale)''.

''aahahaaha'' thought i...

so yes... thats all.

only a matter of time before he sees a bright orange R6 doing the same thing and cottons on...
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[yuri2085]

lol

You should have told him it was you. Seems like a nice guy to risk his life to come to the layby

[MarJay]

Translation:

How can I find a way of telling everyone on the forum how totally freakin' awesome I am.

Yawn.
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[Timmeh]

Don't crash this one matthew.
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[Seb]

Or at least remember to put your boots on before you do
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[Steve-D]

Don't forget to clean it either.
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Tristan The said 'Dunno what my pace will be like, fastish slow puncture on the rear and if I go too fast I risk my 'keys' falling out'

[MaybeGuy]

yeah well badly cooked scallops taste like crab sticks.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[MinhDinh]

Woulda been good if you left him doing a wheelie and then and then wait at the lights and say it was me you wanker and leave him for dead
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Hit the G spot.

[mistergixer]

Wow, so you've beaten an old bloke who was riding a smaller capacity and far slower bike.
Go you.

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[MaybeGuy]

[Timmeh]

Be careful, no self-pwning now plz.

kthxbai.
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[swiftb]

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[DynaMight]

A man of your obvious skill needs to be on the track, where real men play.
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[Luke_Retrofly]

Seconded

But don't let Hertzer here you say that he'll rip your arms off

[Bishbash]

This is funny, with added irony into a certain reply...
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[MaybeGuy]