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Mellitula
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PostPosted: 15:16 - 20 Nov 2018    Post subject: Revenge ideas anyone? Reply with quote

I accidentally got an eBay item sent to an old address. The tenants that live there now deny all knowledge of it. The thieving arse holes are lying.

Revenge ideas anyone?
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PostPosted: 15:32 - 20 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Burn them all.
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PostPosted: 15:34 - 20 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seeing as they like opening packages....
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PostPosted: 15:39 - 20 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kill them and then steal their stuff.
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PostPosted: 15:58 - 20 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Murder seems popular. I don't object on moral grounds but I'm not sure I'd get away with it.

I can't believe there's an actual shit express. Brilliant!


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Mellitula
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PostPosted: 16:01 - 20 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

KITT wrote:
Forget it and move on.



No I can't possibly forget it. They dun me wrong and must pay.
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PostPosted: 16:05 - 20 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mellitula wrote:
I'm sure I'd get away with it.

ID fraud them for the exact amount you lost. The universe will allow it Smile
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PostPosted: 16:14 - 20 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
Mellitula wrote:
I'm sure I'd get away with it.

ID fraud them for the exact amount you lost. The universe will allow it Smile


Ahh if only I could.

Actually pay pal reimbursed me so I've not lost anything. But the shits stole and then lied (badly) to my face.

I'm stuck at home but I'd love to post some really stinky hedgehog shit (it's the stinkiest shut I've got) through the post.
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PostPosted: 16:24 - 20 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fox-shit on the door handle?
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PostPosted: 16:24 - 20 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Order an escort (the skanky not the car kind) to the address. Pizzas (BCFs favourite) I feel bad about, garlic bread ain't never done nothing to no one Folded arms
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PostPosted: 16:47 - 20 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mellitula wrote:


I'm stuck at home but I'd love to post some really stinky hedgehog shit (it's the stinkiest shut I've got) through the post.


Have you got different types of animal shit at hand? Shocked Sick
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PostPosted: 16:53 - 20 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Mellitula wrote:


I'm stuck at home but I'd love to post some really stinky hedgehog shit (it's the stinkiest shut I've got) through the post.


Have you got different types of animal shit at hand? Shocked Sick


I do. And who knew hedgehog shit smelled so bed. Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:00 - 20 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

A glitter bomb sometimes works. Just fill an envelope with glitter and post it. After opening, that glitter will sparkle even after vacuuming.

Or as has been said - dip a stick in dog shit and wipe it on their door handles where it can't be seen.

Or.. tip a dry mix of cement into their sewer drain beside the house.

What about finding their phone numbers and writing it all over dogging spots?

There used to be an awesome 'spam me' page on the net that would drown a house in junk mail and more. Simply enter details and the algorithm filled dozens of various pages in and that person would be buried in the stuff.
Sadly like all good things it's very illegal and was taken down. Unless someone here has it??
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PostPosted: 18:14 - 20 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cover yourself in petroleum jelly and olive oil , go to their house, get inside and refuse to leave until you get your parcel.
They’re not going to be able to throw you out Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:26 - 20 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

mpd72 CPT wrote:
Mellitula wrote:


Actually pay pal reimbursed me so I've not lost anything. But the shits stole and then lied (badly) to my face.

I'm stuck at home but I'd love to post some really stinky hedgehog shit (it's the stinkiest shut I've got) through the post.


What proof of delivery have you seen?


Emails from the delivery company. I met the woman who delivered it, she seemed straight up when I asked her about the parcel.

I went to the address and the bloke just lied to me that he's not got the package. He told me he'd ask his girlfriend when she came back from work, but I could hear her talking to the kids. I asked if that was his girlfriend he forgot he'd told me she was at work and said yes. When she appeared she also said there had been no post.

It's all academic as I've got my money back and I only started the thread for a laugh to see how creative people could be.
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PostPosted: 18:40 - 20 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:
Cover yourself in petroleum jelly and olive oil , go to their house, get inside and refuse to leave until you get your parcel.
They’re not going to be able to throw you out Laughing


No, but they'd be able to light him Smile
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PostPosted: 19:28 - 20 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
pepperami wrote:
Cover yourself in petroleum jelly and olive oil , go to their house, get inside and refuse to leave until you get your parcel.
They’re not going to be able to throw you out Laughing


No, but they'd be able to light him Smile


Laughing They wouldn't be able to light me and I'd be too slippery to catch as I search for my stuff.
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PostPosted: 19:47 - 20 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fourte wrote:
A glitter bomb sometimes works. Just fill an envelope with glitter and post it. After opening, that glitter will sparkle even after vacuuming.

Or as has been said - dip a stick in dog shit and wipe it on their door handles where it can't be seen.

Or.. tip a dry mix of cement into their sewer drain beside the house.

What about finding their phone numbers and writing it all over dogging spots?

There used to be an awesome 'spam me' page on the net that would drown a house in junk mail and more. Simply enter details and the algorithm filled dozens of various pages in and that person would be buried in the stuff.
Sadly like all good things it's very illegal and was taken down. Unless someone here has it??



I like your ideas but crikey I hope I don't piss you off any time.
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PostPosted: 20:20 - 20 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can't believe nobody has asked yet...

What was the item?
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PostPosted: 20:24 - 20 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mellitula wrote:
It's all academic as I've got my money back and I only started the thread for a laugh to see how creative people could be.

I bet the Ebay seller thinks the same of you that you do of the people you stupidly sent the package to.

Considering he is the only one now out of pocket for your mistake, I think he has the motive to cause you problems.

We should all keep notice in case you disappear.
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PostPosted: 20:26 - 20 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moo. wrote:
Can't believe nobody has asked yet...

What was the item?


More animal shit for his collection I expect.
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PostPosted: 20:50 - 20 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Things you can post adverts for:
- cheap nearly new white goods / TVs / smart phones / laptops
- free kittens / hamsters / rabbits.
- personal ads posting as a woman.
- cheap cars / motorbikes / push bikes

If you want to sign them up for spam then https://www.mailbait.info/

If you want to sign them up for physical junk mail then you'll have to fill in the forms yourself.

Bear in mind that none of these things are particularly legal so you should take appropriate steps to hide your identity.
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Mellitula
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PostPosted: 21:08 - 20 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pjay wrote:
Mellitula wrote:
It's all academic as I've got my money back and I only started the thread for a laugh to see how creative people could be.

I bet the Ebay seller thinks the same of you that you do of the people you stupidly sent the package to.

Considering he is the only one now out of pocket for your mistake, I think he has the motive to cause you problems.

We should all keep notice in case you disappear.


Wow you're presumptuous aren't you!

Keep notice in case I disappear? What's that about? Are you some kind of paranoiac?
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