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colin1
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PostPosted: 20:27 - 26 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Or did you shag him to get off the list ? I considered it briefly, as I'm too tight for the cash option.
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PostPosted: 20:39 - 26 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
colin1 wrote:
Or did you shag him to get off the list ? I considered it briefly, as I'm too tight for the cash option.


Hmm. Thinking

Posted 5 minutes after me. Assuming you read it 60 seconds after I posted it, your previous display of comprehension skills would indicate you never actually finished reading the first sentence before posting a reply.

Go back and read it again, then reply tomorrow when it's penetrated the old cerebral cortex, suffusing it in a warm low of enlightenment, tinged with the edge of panic brought about by the realisation that you've forgotten why you had to read it again.
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PostPosted: 20:45 - 26 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Blimey, I didn't expect to see my name up there. I don't know whether to be flattered or insulted - retard? Mullet?

To be honest my mother calls me worse. But I'm sorry to disappoint you Mr H but I'm as bald as an egg. When I stick my head out of a car window on a motorway my tongue does flap wildly in a dog like fashion but my head is a vision of streamlined beauty.

I am, however, living proof that the whole gold blob system is desperately flawed.

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colin1
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PostPosted: 20:56 - 26 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
bazza wrote:
colin1 wrote:
Or did you shag him to get off the list ? I considered it briefly, as I'm too tight for the cash option.


Hmm. Thinking

Posted 5 minutes after me. Assuming you read it 60 seconds after I posted it, your previous display of comprehension skills would indicate you never actually finished reading the first sentence before posting a reply.

Go back and read it again, then reply tomorrow when it's penetrated the old cerebral cortex, suffusing it in a warm low of enlightenment, tinged with the edge of panic brought about by the realisation that you've forgotten why you had to read it again.


I was suggesting that you were determined to be off the list this year, and offered personal favours to get off the list.

I was suggesting that I would also like to be off the list, but only considered resorting to this action briefly. Thats not a brief favour, but briefly considering it.

However, in case I'm already being inappropriate by suggesting that you managed to get off the list by shagging Steve H, I'll somehow excuse my faux pas by saying I'm only joking.
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 21:25 - 26 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
colin1 wrote:
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Only Kieth and Colin between me and world domination. A great day for the Midlands.

Yeah good point. Midlanders rule, and for the purposes of this thread, hellkat is also a midlander, as she mentioned being in Shrewsbury yesterday.


Indeed I was, I found myself being carted around the midlands in a seemingly random fashion: Birmingham, Telford, Shrewsbury, hmmmm, assorted other places in between which failed to impress their names upon me.

I worry that I found Wales to be extremely attractive Confused
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colin1
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PostPosted: 21:36 - 26 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
think of it as new zealand but wierd accents

the jokes are interchangeable

what do you call two sheep chained to a lampost in wales/new zealand









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A leisure centre.

That joke comes courtesy of a woman from my company who lives in much wenlock, which isnt far from shrewsbury, which is practically wales, so it must be true.

I have a feeling I may have said something inappropriate. I guess my feeling that I would be keeping my head down for a week lasted about 2 hours.

i did the run from shrewsbury to aberystwth a few weeks ago, and i agree that its enough to make anyone like wales. lovely roads

at the shrewsbury end, church stretton is worth a look for its bleak landscape up on the hill, dramatic steep valley, and cute little village
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Tarmacsurfer
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PostPosted: 22:11 - 26 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
I worry that I found Wales to be extremely attractive Confused


Wales is indeed very lovely. It's inhabited by a nation of vertically challenged xenophobes and a few wandering Liverpudlians though. Thankfully this keeps property prices vaguely sensible.

I long ago reached the conclusion that the Welsh are correct in their claims to be "the salt of the earth". Small, sharp corners and very abrasive.
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Tonka
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PostPosted: 09:38 - 27 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tarmacsurfer wrote:
I long ago reached the conclusion that the Welsh are correct in their claims to be "the salt of the earth". Small, sharp corners and very abrasive.


There's been a right hoohar on the IOW with two Welsh ladies and a gift shop Rolling Eyes

Let's face it if I'd made an official complaint every time I'd gone to Wales and been treated like sh!t for speaking English, it would have been ridiculous! Why can't everyone just be nice to each other, whatever their funny accent Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:43 - 27 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
The last time i was in Cardiff i went into a chippy, ordered pie and chips and asked if they had any gravy to go on the chips. The reply was 'Ooh, you dirty bastard, why'd you want that, isn't it, see, there's lovely?' or somesuch other Taffy babble.
Is there a Northern 'equality and human rights commission' i can complain to?
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Visitor Q
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PostPosted: 17:03 - 27 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I like LaughingThumbs Up
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Tonka
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PostPosted: 18:31 - 27 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
bonny_ricardo wrote:
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Goodness Shocked

Is that like the equivalent of you being lost for words? Wink
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PostPosted: 23:28 - 27 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tonka wrote:


Goodness Shocked

Is that like the equivalent of you being lost for words? Wink


Well, I'm still taken aback by being accused of a) being a sweaty and b) requiring a synonym generator Wink

I have two entries by Stevey boy, and this didn't involve me being a post op Bonnie Langford, so got to be a result. I've obviously made him happy Laughing
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