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bacon
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PostPosted: 13:03 - 30 Jun 2009    Post subject: Sex panther, RRRRRRawr Reply with quote
https://www.firebox.com/product/2291/Sex-Panther

anyone tempted Laughing
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The Original Muzza
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PostPosted: 13:20 - 30 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
That's one of those products that if you're the first person you know to buy it, your mates will get a cheap laugh for a while, but after that it just gets tired. Like the "Bad Motherf*cker" wallet that every chump bought 10 years ago.
Laughing
Still I am tempted. It's made with pieces of real panther you know.
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bacon
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PostPosted: 13:24 - 30 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
haha yeah, reading it made me spit my drink everywhere so thought id share!
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PostPosted: 14:37 - 30 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I dunno, I heard some reviews saying it smelt like bigfoots dick.

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PostPosted: 15:31 - 30 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
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60% of the time, it works every time


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Fawbish
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PostPosted: 11:01 - 01 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
"It stings the nostrils. I like it."


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garth
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PostPosted: 12:12 - 01 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair...

Desire can smell like that to some people.

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bacon
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PostPosted: 13:39 - 01 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
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In a nutshell it smells like desire. And it’s really rather delightful. Imagine wearing a midnight black t-shirt with a wolf airbrushed on the front and a shark arm-wrestling a Sherman tank on the back. Well it’s like that but in cologne form.


i want that t shirt......
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Fawbish
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PostPosted: 13:54 - 01 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Despite its potency, Sex Panther can be applied like regular fragrance but regular users (ie: us) recommend applying it by the handful to any exposed skin and then pouring a generous amount down the front of the pants*. After all, romance is the only sport that requires two balls.


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PostPosted: 11:58 - 02 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Re-branded Old Spice?https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/finglonga/Ne%20nau/ne_nau.gif
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TheDonUK
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PostPosted: 13:57 - 03 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Muzza wrote:
Like the "Bad Motherf*cker" wallet that every chump bought 10 years ago.
Laughing


Haha I brought mine about 10 years ago and i still have it Smile
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