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bazza
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PostPosted: 18:20 - 04 Sep 2009    Post subject: Gordon McFuckwit can't eat cheese... Reply with quote

...or drink a nice chianti (with or without fava beans).

"So what?" You may ask.

Well, it turns out there's a very good reason for this:

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This evidence was handed to us inadvertantly. The senior source referred to at the start of this piece mentioned "the latest nonsense - a huge list of things he can't eat or drink because of the drugs he's on...most importantly, cheese and Chianti". Every doctor in Britain would recognise these contraindications instantly: for they are the two great verbotens for people taking MAOI drugs.

As long ago as 2001, prescribing psychiatrists described MAOIs as 'the last resort now we have better drugs'. However, for all their downsides (several thousand people around the world have died as a result of ignoring the dietary advice re MAOIs) this older class of drugs has one huge advantage: for severe depression and obsessive compulsive disorder it remains very effective.


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PostPosted: 20:42 - 04 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

We're all doomed

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PostPosted: 00:29 - 05 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 12:33 - 05 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

MAOIs. Last line of defence when every SSRI, SNRI, Venlaflaxine and Lamotirgine have failed to work.

How on earth did this clown end up in charge on the country. Not even Ste or the warped one have ended up on MAOIs, and at least one of them is noticeably unstable. The warped one is more likely just an attention whore.

Worrying. This also means there's no chance of the man standing down by his own free will, not with that level of OCD, and distance from reality.
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PostPosted: 16:15 - 05 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

They should just section him, it'd be really funny and perfectly legal. Razz

Requirements being
[x] Mental illness
[x] Severe enough to require admission
[x] For his own safety or the safety of others (that'd be the whole country then!!)
[x] For treatment

With all the boxes ticked I don't see why someone hasn't done it already. Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:57 - 05 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

will someone please just shoot the cunt.
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PostPosted: 20:12 - 05 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd consider it a public service. You could probably even claim expenses on the ammunition.
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