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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 21:46 - 15 Jul 2009    Post subject: From Mr.Coleman Await Your Urgent Response. Reply with quote
Recieved this mail today
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Dear Sir,




I need your services in a confidential matter regarding consignment (fund)
out of a family beneficiary deposit. This requires a private arrangement.


You will receive these funds under legal claims; all legal documents will
be carefully worked out to ensure a risk free transfer. 30% of the total
sum would be your own potion at the end of this deal.


I have all the details. The funds in question are quite large ($36.8M).I
will expect a straight answer from you. If you are willing to assist,kindly
furnish me with your personal information which must include your direct
cell phone and fax number, your address and company name.


Please get back to me through my private email: [email protected]


Thanks as I expect to hear from you.


Mr.Williams Coleman



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Dear Mr Coleman
My servant just read your email to me (as you know I was blinded by eagles
at birth). I take it you are the Mr Coleman we met at the royal garden party
who is married to Elton John's daughter Jizzelder. I do not understand why
you owe me money though. My servant is a stupid chap and must have got this
wrong, if I find that he has been playing tricks on us I will give him a
sound beating and lock him in the stables with the horses.
I am yours
Kevin Felcher (DSO)

It could be a long ride if he takes the bait Mr. Green
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Handsome
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PostPosted: 21:52 - 15 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I have never recieved any of these emails, not one...

You know what'll happen now don't you ?...
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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 22:00 - 15 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yes, I will spend the next few months making him look stupid whilst wasting his time. Had a lot of fun doing it a few years ago.
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Handsome
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PostPosted: 22:05 - 15 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
No Wal, I meant I'll now start getting them myself...

I like the Jizzelder bit though... Thumbs Up
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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 22:46 - 15 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
He is hooked....
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Dear Mr.Kevin Felcher,


How are you today?


Thank you so much for your urgent response and I am happy that you can still remember after a little discussion we heard.


Please furnish me with your direct telephone number in order for me to explain more.


Thanks,


Time to let him sweat for a few days. I think I need a holiday. A spot of Quango culling in Scotland should hit the spot, it is nice that he remembers our previous meeting though!
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Skudd
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PostPosted: 22:58 - 15 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
You may not be able to use the phone as a Great Horned Stag stamped on your head while shooting peasants whith the Duke.
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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 23:09 - 15 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I will just tell him that because of my criminal past the police do not allow me a phone. It is common for them to do this to fraudsters in the uk.
If he tries to push I will remind him that the eagles had my ears as well as my eyes.
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pa_broon74
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PostPosted: 14:00 - 16 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Does the Fraud Squad have an enquiry line??

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