What would you do on Trafalgar Square's 4th plinth?

[Raffles]

If you applied and were to be chosen to spend an hour on the 4th plinth in Trafalgar Square as part of the One & Other project, how would you fill the hour, 'baring' in mind that nudity is allowed but lewdness is not?

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[Ste]

Tell offensive jokes. Dead baby jokes, dead celebrity jokes, paedophile jokes, racist jokes, rape jokes, politically incorrect jokes, and everything else that could is considered offensive.

Although it probably wouldn't last for an hour, it would be necessary to have a '98 R1 with the engine running ready for me to make a fast exit when appropriate.

[brendan002]

Just sit there reving the arse off my Hornet, as I don't at the lights. But if it is for a public show quite happy to open it up!!!
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[The View Askew]

Drink beers and be generally vulgar.
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[Ichy]

A giant poo as a indication of the point of it all.
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[Azonicben]

Take a jack-hammer and demolish the plinth from the top down.
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Do a steve mqueen great escape bike pose !

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

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[ZRX61]

Miss Bissell, my school art teacher/milf, up the wrong'un

[wizzzard]

I would smoke a ridiculously large and obvious spliff while cracking on off and singing god save the queen.

I'd also stick a massive bet on at william hill that they kick me off before my hours up.
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[davthegreat]

A 50cc a 125cc, 250cc,500cc,600cc, 750cc, 1000cc,13000cc all lined up with engines running and make some tunes out of the revving

[mistergixer]

I would dress up as Hitler.


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[The999Kid]

Dress as a giant turd, carrying a sign saying "Take Revenge, Shit on a pigeon!"
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[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

What would I do on the fourth plinth?

Jump off.
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

Don a loincloth, cover myself in mud and start ranting

[D O G]

I'd put a bangin' donk on it.

[pa_broon74]

Go and have a cup of coffee leaving a sign saying something along the lines of: Watch in wonder at the amazing invisible man juggling his amazing invisible balls.

If not that, then Frank Pickles in a stocks and a supply of fruit and veg because he's an arrogant little tosspot.


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Didn't catch anything.

[Mr Hammers]

On one side of the plinth I'd have a stairlift and a sign saying "Free food for Old People!" and on the other I'd have a plank with a spaghetti bolognese on, but a trap door in it just before they could reach it.

So I'd have a queue of old people on one side, and a pile of broken ones on the other.

Edit: In case you're thinking, hey! that's not very fair to old people... I did consider using younger ones, but they wouldn't break so easily when falling, so there was no other option.
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[Luke_Retrofly]

Wank

[pa_broon74]

Mmm...

I was being nice with mine...

How about stairs up to a pram with 'cute' baby girgling noises floating up from it. Doe eyed hormonal wannabe parents wander up to peer in only to find a badly burnt dolls head.

A motion sensor could trigger a blood curdling scream just as they peer inside...

Maybe some sort of tubes squirting blood too...

Ha ha, they'd shit themselves. A camera to record the event too, they can buy a snap for a fiver. (Or pay a fiver to keep it off youtube.)


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Didn't catch anything.

[Clanger]

Take a chair and sit and watch people.
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[Flip]

I'd be nice to people and give compliments through a megaphone.

"Love the hair missus"

etc etc.

[st3v3]

I can't say I'd be too anxious to waste my time there; this guy could have thought about his dress choice before leaving the house IMO.

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