Motorcycle accident this morning - Bambi is dead :(

[Jamrock]

Had a nice accident this morning on the way to work.

Was driving along a country lane towards Sutton Scotney where there is a massive straight so I decided to open her up fully, her being an NSR 125, was sitting nicely at around 85mph and a deer jumps out of no where. Bye bye Jamie, bye bye NSR 125 and most of all bye bye deer.

Since I love you all I'll share the pictures

Anyone have any ideas what to do with the bike?

[instigator]

You get 15 points for hitting a deer.

Good work.

[frazer1981]

Hope you are ok m8, I would saw 15 points for hitting the deer and another 20 for taking pictures of it's in'ards scattered about the road, nice deer skid marks

What damage was done to the bike and you then?
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[jack_zxr400]

moral- you shouldnt have been speeding lol

poor deer

hope you moved it out of the road..

and what to do with the bike?

sell it on fleabay and get something else
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[Jamrock]

Yeah Frazer, that badboy flew! haha and then skidded for a while. It's insides were all in the bushes as well so must have come out of both ends.

I'm not too bad, wearing proper gear is probably the best thing you could ever do whilst riding a bike. Aside from a few aches and a bit of swelling around my ankle I'm flawless.

Bike is pretty much missing one side and the front of it as well, so in pretty bad shape overall. I was going to speedfighter it but I think I'd rather just let go of her and get a new bike.

I dragged it into a bush after the pictures were taken so all is good

[Scouse]

[MaybeGuy]

this is the best crash ive ever seen. you should be proud of yourself.

you should have got a team photo though. you, the bike and the deer, holding up its head like hunters do.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[mr-inteligent]

Oh Dear!

[kingsknight]

A deer is was smashed up my NSR!! its quite funny. its like ahhhh shit deer SMASH roll roll roll. lay on the floor for a few seconds jump back up to check your bike and think FUCKING DEER.... Ohh Im bleeding....
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[Jamrock]

Would have put it on my shoulder but I was feeling a little bitter towards it, since it just ruined my only means of transport! haha

Cheers MattsSpratt! I was going to do a picture of me in a headlock but as soon as the mother arrived she was in more shock than me and when I asked her to let me get the picture she told me I was morbid! haha

Anyone know the odds of this actually happening though? It has to be stupidly small! For the deer to jump out at that exact time is insane.

Forgot to mention there was a lot more guts in the bushes all around, I'm guessing it came out of it's ass since that's where all the blood seemed to be?

[MaybeGuy]

reminds me a bit of when my GSXR hoovered up a pheasant into the ram air intake.
it wasnt as gory as i would have liked though. you would have got more points if you managed to get its heart out.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[c-m]

[johnsmith222]

[Villers]

Glad you're ok. The bike doesnt look too bad (for a MURDERER!!! ).

Looks like a nice straight road to come off on, theres no furniture to hit at all and its nicely lined with natures crash barriers by the look of it.

Looking at this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNO88yqCr5I&feature=PlayList&p=254412234F14D36B&index=9 you could have come off a lot worse. Theres another one on there somewhere where he just hits one and carries on, fair play.

Good luck sorting the bike out, shouldn't be too deer to fix though
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[Paulington]

What he's not telling us is that he was actually deer hunting, however he doesn't use guns he uses an NSR125.

Glad to see you're okay mate, as Villers said you could have come off a lot worse!
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[Fisty]

I think you are the 3rd person from here to hit a deer! 10/10 for effort, you managed to gut it too. Hope you kept it for the meat?
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[Jrod]

Unlucky, something you really have very little control of.

Happened to me in a car, hope it never happens again and especially not on a bike.

[Jamrock]

Was kinda surreal for a few seconds as it happened, little shit came out of no where!

Glad you all enjoyed

[Drax]

Your'e all heart........ & a bit of liver...& some spleen!

Glad your ok!

[Villers]

[cyberglass]

Holy shit that deers tryina steal the dead dudes wallet from the back of the car
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[calyx]

I hit a donkey once. Man! They stink!
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[blutonium92]

hope your all right mate.

good thing we dont live in canada tbfh.


https://www.lodgeatmooseheadlake.com/blog/uploaded_images/big-moose-2-752862.jpg

Wouldnt want to hit that at 85 thats for sure!
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[Graham88]

Nice!

[Moo.]

Woah.. looks like the deer epicly sh!te itself.. some skidmark too..

I think the deer was hunting.. thinking it could take this smaller looking beast.. thats makes alot of noise.. and has wheels for legs.. thats always farting..

So it pounced.. and failed..