Gross!

[Tonka]

As if the rubbish weather we've been having wasn't bad enough, my garden has been invaded by slugs

I have pets, so can't use pellets or anything obviously deadly and I'm not wasting my fine Badger beer on those slippery little beggers, so I collected them in a tub and took 'em half a mile down the lane

217 of them




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[Skudd]

Soup anyone?
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[silky666]

who is the bird with the nice arse ?
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[Tonka]

[mr jamez]

You should have seasoned them.
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[Flip]

https://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Saxa_Table_Salt_750g.jpg

[Tonka]

[Ste]

Copper tape

https://www.directproducts.co.uk/images/products/Copper/Copper%20Tape.JPG

[Tonka]

[Skudd]

I blame Gordon Brown for making all those snails homeless.
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[Flip]

Get yourself a dozen hedgehogs.

[Flip]

https://www.onlinegardeningcentre.co.uk/products.php?cat=40

[Tonka]

[hellkat]

Ugh

I fookin fookin fookin fookin fookin hate slugs.
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[Flip]

[s44678]

Christ on a bike. I don't particularly mind slugs but that's proper rank!

My girlfriend on the other hand absolutely hates them (and snails). She would properly freak out if she saw that picture...

Hmmmmmm.


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[bacon]

someone i know buys the cheapest nastiest beer, like tescos own brand for like 50p 4 cans or whatever

that gets um

but thats quite mank looking

[10 pence Short]

No slugs or snails in my garden. And a bonus of two eggs a day.
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[Carl_steveo]

Put them in boiling hot water, wash all the gunk off. Cut down the middle and scrape all the guts out. Put onto skewers and BBQ.


YUUUUMM

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[Mudskipper]

Use a plank as a makeshift bird-table and nail the slimy horrors to it.

Takeaway sushi for your local blackbirds!!!
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[silky666]

Instead of thinking the worst and killing / attacking the poor little gods creatures.
Why not think of their good uses:

In rural southern Italy, the garden slug Arion hortensis is used to treat gastritis or stomach ulcer by swallowing it whole and alive.

Or sell them to the local spotty yoofs / pedbois:
A clear mucous produced by the slug is used to treat various skin conditions including dermatitis, warts, inflammations, calluses, acne and wounds.
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[Clanger]

Oooh it sounds like you collected them without the obligatory latex gloves...?
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[hellkat]

As a tangential issue:
We've got purple latex gloves in my office.
I hate purple as a colour, but they're well funky.

I think they buy them so the surgeons can't accidentally lose one whilst operating, as leaving them behind in a body would be a bit noticeable.
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[trevoriv]

We found salt and fire worked well when I was at uni. Bit cruel though.
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[Harold_Shand]

Too... many... slugs...


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Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.