A Blind man...

[V2]

A blind man walks into a shop, grabs his guide dog by the tail and starts swinging it around his head in a big circle, the shopkeeper asks 'Is everything ok?' and the blind man says 'Fine thanks im just looking'.

[st3v3]

Stood minding my own business near the cashpoint, an old dear asks me to check her balance.

I realize it's an odd request, but push her over regardless.




A man get's run over every 30seconds, and he's getting fucking fed up of it now.

[Bishbash]

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A rooster and a cat are going over a bridge, the cat slips and falls into the river. The rooster can't stop laughing. What's the moral of this story?




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