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ken
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PostPosted: 16:01 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: This is unbelievable Reply with quote

This is unbelievable, but can you imagine working for a company

that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following

employee statistics .



29 have been accused of spouse abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

9 have been accused of writing bad cheque's

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

And collectively, this year alone, they have cost the British tax

payer £92,993,748 in expenses!!!

Which organization is this ?


It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group

that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep

the rest of us inline.

What a bunch of bastards we have running our country - it says it all..

And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate'

pension scheme in the country!!
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LustyLew
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PostPosted: 16:12 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hasn't this been around, in some other guise, before..?
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The Original Muzza
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PostPosted: 16:28 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's unbelievable because it was originally made to target the US congress. Someone will doubtless post a link to the snopes.com debunking of it in 4 posts time.
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Ste
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PostPosted: 16:53 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's more unbelievable is people copying and pasting crap that is several months old. Wink

TBH, it all sounds very good for a company, until the part about expenses. And that's been done to death so no one is interested anymore, it's all about the swine flu now, get with the times!!
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bazza
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PostPosted: 17:20 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Re: This is unbelievable Reply with quote

ken wrote:
This is unbelievable,


No, really? https://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/congress.asp

What really is unbelievable is the number of fucktards who post this sort of shite in forums.

Come to think of it - whatever happened to the "You didn't see me" faux-biker email? Isn't it due to be posted again?

(Got it in in 2)
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PostPosted: 17:22 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Muzza wrote:
It's unbelievable because it was originally made to target the US congress. Someone will doubtless post a link to the snopes.com debunking of it in 4 posts time.


https://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/congress.asp

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edit: Bugger, I is slow poster. Crying or Very sad

Ooh, ooh, I know... Twisted Evil
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mistergixer
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PostPosted: 17:23 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Re: This is unbelievable Reply with quote

bazza wrote:

Come to think of it - whatever happened to the "You didn't see me" faux-biker email? Isn't it due to be posted again?



'The Bikers Poem'??

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Just the mere thought of it makes me want to cut my own internal organs and then eat them.
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Mudskipper
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PostPosted: 17:25 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw you,
hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.
But, you didn't see me,
put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.

I saw you,
pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.
But, you didn't see me,
playing Santa at the local mall.

I saw you,
change your mind about going into the restaurant.
But, you didn't see me,
attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.

I saw you,
roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by.
But, you didn't see me,
driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.

I saw you,
frown at me when I smiled at your children.
But, you didn't see me,
when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.

I saw you,
stare at my long hair.
But, you didn't see me,
and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.

I saw you,
roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.
But, you didn't see me,
and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none.

I saw you,
look in fright at my tattoos.
But, you didn't see me,
cry as my children where born and have their name written over and in my heart.

I saw you,
change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere.
But, you didn't see me,
going home to be with my family.

I saw you,
complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be.
But, you didn't see me,
when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.

I saw you,
yelling at your kids in the car.
But, you didn't see me,
pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me.

I saw you,
reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road.
But, you didn't see me,
squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.

I saw you,
race down the road in the rain.
But, you didn't see me,
get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.

I saw you,
run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time.
But, you didn't see me,
trying to turn right.

I saw you,
cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in.
But, you didn't see me,
leave the road.

I saw you,
waiting impatiently for my friends to pass.
But, you didn't see me.
I wasn't there.

I saw you,
go home to your family.
But, you didn't see me.
Because, I died that day you cut me off.

I was just a biker,.....
A person with friends and a family.
But, you didn't see me.

Razz
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bazza
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PostPosted: 17:51 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mudskipper wrote:
I saw you,
hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.
But, you didn't see me,
put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.

I saw you,
pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.
But, you didn't see me,
playing Santa at the local mall.

I saw you,
change your mind about going into the restaurant.
But, you didn't see me,
attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.

I saw you,
roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by.
But, you didn't see me,
driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.

I saw you,
frown at me when I smiled at your children.
But, you didn't see me,
when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.

I saw you,
stare at my long hair.
But, you didn't see me,
and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.

I saw you,
roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.
But, you didn't see me,
and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none.

I saw you,
look in fright at my tattoos.
But, you didn't see me,
cry as my children where born and have their name written over and in my heart.

I saw you,
change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere.
But, you didn't see me,
going home to be with my family.

I saw you,
complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be.
But, you didn't see me,
when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.

I saw you,
yelling at your kids in the car.
But, you didn't see me,
pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me.

I saw you,
reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road.
But, you didn't see me,
squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.

I saw you,
race down the road in the rain.
But, you didn't see me,
get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.

I saw you,
run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time.
But, you didn't see me,
trying to turn right.

I saw you,
cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in.
But, you didn't see me,
leave the road.

I saw you,
waiting impatiently for my friends to pass.
But, you didn't see me.
I wasn't there.

I saw you,
go home to your family.
But, you didn't see me.
Because, I died that day you cut me off.

I was just a biker,.....
A person with friends and a family.
But, you didn't see me.

Razz


Cunt.
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ms51ves3
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PostPosted: 17:55 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

bazza wrote:
Cunt.


Did you have to quote the whole thing so I had to read it twice? Crying or Very sad
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bazza
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PostPosted: 17:57 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

ms51ves3 wrote:
bazza wrote:
Cunt.


Did you have to quote the whole thing so I had to read it twice? Crying or Very sad


Mudskipper wrote:
I saw you,
hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.
But, you didn't see me,
put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.

I saw you,
pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.
But, you didn't see me,
playing Santa at the local mall.

I saw you,
change your mind about going into the restaurant.
But, you didn't see me,
attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.

I saw you,
roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by.
But, you didn't see me,
driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.

I saw you,
frown at me when I smiled at your children.
But, you didn't see me,
when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.

I saw you,
stare at my long hair.
But, you didn't see me,
and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.

I saw you,
roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.
But, you didn't see me,
and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none.

I saw you,
look in fright at my tattoos.
But, you didn't see me,
cry as my children where born and have their name written over and in my heart.

I saw you,
change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere.
But, you didn't see me,
going home to be with my family.

I saw you,
complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be.
But, you didn't see me,
when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.

I saw you,
yelling at your kids in the car.
But, you didn't see me,
pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me.

I saw you,
reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road.
But, you didn't see me,
squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.

I saw you,
race down the road in the rain.
But, you didn't see me,
get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.

I saw you,
run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time.
But, you didn't see me,
trying to turn right.

I saw you,
cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in.
But, you didn't see me,
leave the road.

I saw you,
waiting impatiently for my friends to pass.
But, you didn't see me.
I wasn't there.

I saw you,
go home to your family.
But, you didn't see me.
Because, I died that day you cut me off.

I was just a biker,.....
A person with friends and a family.
But, you didn't see me.

Razz


No.
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mistergixer
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PostPosted: 19:29 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spleen, anyone?
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