fuck peter andre.

[clancy]

why is his marriage classed as national news. no one gives a shit.

[T1z3R]

you gave enough of a shit to post.

you love peter andre
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duck my sick!

[clancy]

im annoyed hes in every paper ive bought in the past fortnight, aswell as on bbc1 news for the past 20 minutes.

[Clanger]

It's because celebrity news is the only news that sells newspapers and magazines these days. Due to the way the media has expanded via the internet and use of mobile phones...everyone is a photographer, the real photographers only get paid for celebrity pictures these days.

Invest in a pair of blinkers, mute all adverts on tv, don't look towards newspaper stands and you 'should' be fine...
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[Finglonga]

[s44678]

It's really not that difficult to avoid it.

I don't think I've read or heard anything about it, apart from seeing headlines on papers in shops; which lets me know it's being pushed heavily.

You obviously read the wrong type of papers.

As a general rule of thumb, if a media outlet even carries one story on it, then it's a bag of wank and should be avoided like the plague.

[Skudd]

what's he done?
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[Faldo]

It's just insania.
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[JAMSXR]

It is annoying, I think the thing that annoys me most is the fact that people actually buy into this shit... But to be fair to him he probably realizes that this time next year the media wont give a shit and he's milking it for all he can!

If someone offered me £50,000 to be interviewed by OK or some other tripe publisher, I would jump at the chance!
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[GhostRider]

I don't read up on this type of drivvle, however, Mr Andre is smart enough to realise there are plenty of retards out there that do, and so is cashing in on these idiots is easy money.

The same goes for Jordan/Katie Price/Whatever the whorebag is calling herself these days. Jade Goody was another one. Kerry Katona is another. There are probably plenty more but im just going off what the Ok! and Heat! magazine covers look like when im queing in the shop where I sometimes buy my lunch.

I have no problem with these people whatsoever, gormless twats they may be, but my bigger gripe is with the people who read it and talk about it in the office like they are neighbours with them.

The same goes for any motherfucker who watches big brother. Resisting the urge to stab someone in the face is becoming increasingly problematic when people constantly update their facebook status' with "ZOMGZ!! I cant beeeeeeeelieve Danny is talking shit about Michelle, who does he think he is, get him out! and WTF?111!!! one one one!! is up with zaraaas attitude, what a bitch!"

These people need to be sterilised such that they no longer use up this planets resources which could go towards someone with worthy intelligence.

GhostRider
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

Peter Andre - wasn't he in The Princess Bride?
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[Whosthedaddy]

Peter Andre? Only one thing springs to mind when he is mentioned, Human Traffic.

Clicky
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[angryjonny]

Imagine the Peter Andre story filling a third of every paper you buy. Imagine this has been the case since you were born and will continue until the day you die. Imagine they keep banging on about how much he earns and what his past 10 chart positions have been.

Imagine that when you go to the pub it's just full of people singing Peter Andre songs, with Peter Andre videos running at all hours on the big screens. Imagine people asking you at the water cooler at work where you think Peter Andre's latest single is going to chart this week. Imagine several TV channels devoting the whole of Saturday to Peter Andre.

Because that's what life is like to those of us who can't stand football. He'll go away soon. Football won't. You learn to ignore it.

[killa]

[JAMSXR]

[DEN MONKEY]

[Fawbish]

[G]

Can't think of any specific appropriate quotes, but still well worth a watch, to see how our society is going :
https://www.ilounge.com/images/uploads/idiocracy3.jpg

There's an old Sci Fi book with a similar theme, could have sworn it was The Great Explosion's fourth chapter... but it only seems to have three. Otherwise, Incompetence by Rob Grant

[Misc]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBf2LUU0Jxc

[Faldo]

[Misc]

[Mr Hammers]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Blind Faith?
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