Just sat on my bollock

Howling TerrorOutOfOffice · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Dec 2008 Karma :

Really bloody hurts. Had to check for damage Shocked

...S'ok the lads are fine.
Imagine if you were 20st and sitting on your nads...not good.

Pat
there there lads [cradles gently]
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Jamie. · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Dec 2005 Karma :

Due to error on the wifes side, I had no undies that were dry last week, Wore a pair of what can only be described as 'nut cutters' old, tighty whities! and sorely regret it.

There's a lot of standing up and sitting down in my job, Need I say more Shocked

Finglonga · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Karma :

They have dropped at last then, welcome to the world of the man....... Mr. Green

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ncrn · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 May 2006 Karma :

Was out riding with a girl on the back yesterday, I had to brake suddenly and she didn't anticipate it so she slid forward into me, and I slid forward to my tank and crushed mine Sick

. I need to wear a cup when taking passengers I think.
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warped one · Banned Joined: 25 Dec 2007 Karma :

I don't know why but I tend to have quite a few nad injuries. My latest one was a few weeks ago when I did a wheelie and had to set it down rather quick and crashed into the tank. Which bruised one of my nuts, then a few days later with my 15stone mate on the back I dropped it a few to many gears, lifted the front end. then as it came back down my mate jumped off his seat and crashed into me, bruising the other.

Other than that I have dropped numerous plates on them, the biggest been 75kg, and had a 4ton beam swing into them sending me about 15foot backwards.

Always good fun lol. But I dare say kids are off the menu ha ha.

Warped
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Skudd · Super Spammer Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Karma :

I was ironing a shirt after just having a shower, the towel slipped just as I pressed for some steam............................... Shocked

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Howling TerrorOutOfOffice · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Dec 2008 Karma :

^^Steamed Chipolata...Not nice^^
Remember getting my todge caught in a zip at M&S whilst trying on trousers. Y-Fronts are not dependable

Pat
Aged 8
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