Help!!!!!

[reu]

Parents went away for weekend now house stinks off weed and beer how the hell do i get it out and fast?
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125cc Pitbike <sold> Aprilla Mx50 <current>

[The Original Muzza]

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Your parents have insurance, do it!

Either that or cut open 100 white onions and leave them lying around.
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Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[reu]

lol yes they have insurance but would you want to explain that to your parents?
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125cc Pitbike <sold> Aprilla Mx50 <current>

[Banned]

everything open fans on and loads of air freshner !!

[Alexio]

Febreze

[WildGoose]

Where abouts are you?

I have a labrador whose sleeping arse could clear a crowded restaurant in 30 seconds flat.
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So in other words, he stopped you for being flagrantly in posession of a motorcycle in direct contravention of the Hippies, Darkies and People Whose Face I Don't Like The Look of (Police Powers) Act. 1976

[chris-red]

Open all doors and windows.
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Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
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[Tonka]

Put a little vinegar in a bowl and leave one in each smelly room along with open doors and windows should help!
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[wizzzard]

Bring your bike into the house and start it up. The exhaust fumes should stifle evey other smell. They can only complain about working on your bike in the house then not a drug and drink fueled orgy
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[reu]

Ahahaha cheers for your help guys. I ended up putting a bucket in every room full off boiling water and addded sorflora worked a treat with all the windows open and now smells like the house has had 50 imigrants cleaning for a week
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[scorps]

a parents perspective here,

they will know regardless, they may not mention it until they see something you have missed
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[Carl_steveo]

I wouldn't worry about it they have probablys been away having a dirty weekend anyway. (<<<<<thats meant to look rude)
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[iooi]

[stinkwheel]

A bit late, but it would have been more believable if the whole house smelled of burned cooking and there was a cooking pan sat on the doorstep with something unidentifiable cremated to the bottom of it.

Most parents are perfectly willing to believe their teenage offspring would make an arse of cooking a can of baked beans.
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I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[Clanger]

Very late, but burning cinnamon smelling candles do the trick nicely.(useful for next time )
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[reu]

well i pulled it off in the end guys they said why have u use it i said ow the house smelt of bear and smoke. but cheers for the help guys!
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125cc Pitbike <sold> Aprilla Mx50 <current>

[Dragonfly]

I remember doing this years ago ,my parents went on hols, free house. big party lots of drugs! and no one smoked in my parents house so you can imagine us trying to get the smell of weed out of the air. Opened all windows, sprayed freebreeze on everything! bottles to the bottle banks, no powder on work tops . The old days
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Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[stinkwheel]

[chris-red]

[Carl_steveo]

It says. "they said why have you used it. I said oh the house smelt of beer and smoke."
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Current: Honda Nsr 125
Live: Sunderland
Luke "cant be arsed to read your post, but suck my balls anyway."

[The Original Muzza]

Dang, I thought he had bears.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.