*ONE* Stupid fucking 4x4 driver!!! (edited for 4x4 drivers)

[dextersaurus]

Wait for it... dunc's had *ANOTHER* spill!

After hauling the bike up and trying to wipe some of the crap off, i gave up and just pushed it home...

Better with the grass and stuff on it - people will think 'haha, he's crashed' rather than 'look at that twat pushing that broken down heap of shite home.'

Coming through the farm road behind my work, come round the corner and see this beasting 4x4 coming towards me, taking up the whole road.

So i pulled in to the left, as far as i could without going onto the grass, and as he comes past he clips my handlebar, causing me to fall to the left...

Now... trying to hold on to the bike... I managed to open the throttle as i fell whilst slipping from the clutch, and the thing comes straight over on top of me, slides a little and comes to an end on the mucky grass.

The guy never stopped, and i never got his plate.

Only damage is a snapped clutch lever (i think from when it fell) and lots and lots of mud.

Damage to me - Im dirty and i think i have a broken finger

Pics...

The road

https://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt325/duncdmc/DSC00186.jpg
https://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt325/duncdmc/DSC00187.jpg

Where the bike landed...

https://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt325/duncdmc/DSC00188.jpg

The bike...

https://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt325/duncdmc/DSC00189.jpg
https://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt325/duncdmc/DSC00190.jpg?t=1251903581
https://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt325/duncdmc/DSC00191.jpg
https://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt325/duncdmc/DSC00192-1.jpg

Yes, i did put the grass back on it to show you what it looked like

And after i cleaned the bike, i moved on to the jacket
https://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt325/duncdmc/DSC00193.jpg?t=1251903083

Nothing serious.

Could've been worse

Dunc

[Ste]

4x4s kick ass

[dextersaurus]

[BanditJeff]

What an absolute fukker not stopping, you could have been left lying there seriously injured.
May the 4X4 cunt meet an artic head on one day.

[wizzzard]

You spend so much time coming off the bike I'm starting to think your some sort of weird emo biker and rather than cutting yourself you cause pain by bike instead.

Glad your ok though

p.s that road looks flaming wide how did he manage to clip you on that ?
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[delvey91]

LOL! that road is plenty wide enough! Worst thing u could of done wiping that mud about. Probs scratched the paint to hell!
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[JAMSXR]

Good that your OK mate

Was it in your local area? Maybe you will spot the tosser in the near future?

Out of interest what would you do if you saw the culprit's vehicle parked up with no one about?.... Take REG and report him/her, or take the law into your own hands?
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[T1z3R]

shoulda moved over a bit more
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[Feasty]

This must be one of those rare occasions where a Paint diagram definitely ISN'T needed to explain what happened!!
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[Ste]

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[Irn-Bru]

See, had you owned an off road bike instead of a CG your day would have turned out differently Personally I'd have went straight after the twat

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[Polo]

I think the amount of crashes you have is not normal.

Seriously.

Do you aspire to get a large bike one day?
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[deepfriedmars...]

I'm glad you're ok,it's shocking that the cnut drove off without helping you. Exactly what happened to me and no doubt loads of others Hope the little CG is ok,bless it and yeah I would go out for a look for a scraped 4X4 and beat him with your lid. Sounds like a plan

Kirsty
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[trevoriv]

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[blutonium92]

what a prick, i would be sooo pissed if it was me.
shame you didnt have your AEE MD80 filming! would have got his number plate any day.
I now film my commute most of the time now just in case shit goes down.
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[LordShaftesbu...]

Yeah, what is it with SUV drivers? It's like they're not aware of the width of the whales they're driving. I was forced into the verge once when I was on L plates ... bloody scary I can tell you, fishtailing over grass and mud. Didn't matter how far over I went, the juggernaut simply compensated by mover further over onto my side of the road.

Or maybe they see the L plate as a bullseye?