A BCF Christmas Carol

[warped one]

I don't think this haas been done before but I thought that it would be amusing if people picked a Christmas carol and transformed it into a more bikey one.

Ie from the 12days of Christmas carol

On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
A Honda C90

On the second day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
2 Gixers
and a Honda C90

On the third day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
3 Harleys
2 Gixxers
and a Honda C90

On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
4 Blackbirds
3 Harleys
2 Gixxers
and a Honda C90

On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
5 Gold wings
4 Blackbirds
3 Harleys
2 Gixxers
and a Honda C90

Warped
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[.Chris.]

[Ste]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Twelve pakis smelling
Eleven rapists raping
Ten kids a-missing
Nine muslims bombing
Eight yanks a-munching
Seven dwarves a-shrinking
Six coons a-stealing
Five ruined rings
Four reposts
Three beaten wives
Two towers down
And a paedo in a playground

[Darth]

[The Artist]

That was awful, they didn't even go like the original song apart from the gold wing bit.

[The Original Muzza]

[Ste]

Nothing special on there at the moment, there's not been any celebrity deaths for a while now, I've not seen the database latency page which means nothing interesting has happened.

[lostboy]

posted it before but more apt to this thread...

Dashing through the snow
On a bender the whole day
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on which we drink
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A fucked up song tonight

Oh, drinking bells, drinking bells
drinking all the day
Oh, what fun it is to be pissed
On a one lane carriage way-ay
Drinking bells, drinking bells
drinking all the day
Who, gives a shit if you kill a kid
On a one lane carriage way

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my backside
the bike had a full tank
Misfortune seemed my lot
We got into a drifted bank
And then off the bike we shot

Oh, drinking bells, drinking bells
Drinking the whole day
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one lane carriage way-ay
Drinking bells, drinking bells
Drinking the whole day
Oh, what fun it is to ride
then crash an walk away

Drinking bells, drinking bells
Drinking the whole day
Then go home give the wife the ride
From night time 'til its day-ay
Drinking bells, drinking bells
I don't know what I did
There's a bloke in my head with a jack ham-mer
And I woke in my own shit!
I__ woke___ in_ my_ own_ shit_______!o
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Never invite a vampire into your house you silly boy!

[the grim reaper]

Old King Hetzer he looked out,
On Bike Chat Forums winter,
Where the members, lean and stout,
Were raping cvntdude's karma,
Ste was posting tits and arse,
TS50's lying,
Dunc is crashing in the snow,
The_Guvnor's balls are Fryyyyying.

Dragonfly's still got those eyes,
And hates her men all hairy,
Blue_SV may have a chance,
Cos he waxes like a fairy,
Hellkat's still our mother figure,
Ariel's educating,
Steppen wishes he was bigger,
Sickpup's still despaaaatching.

I can carry on later, when I have more time I suppose this should go to Random Banter too

Cheers

Grim
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Adverts don't always work: Remember that advert, where the army are running across the desert and they have a wounded man on a stretcher. They get to a ravine, the bridge is down and a caption pops up that says, 'What are you thinking?'. I don't know about you but I was thinking, 'Christ, I'm glad I'm not in the f***ing army'.

[Mark65]

[The Tot]

We wish you a pleasant journey
We wish you a pleasant journey
WE WISH YOU A PLEASANT JOURNEY
JUST FUCKING DON'T CRASH!

That's my carol for this season!
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The Tot 2019 Z1000SX - 2007 R1
Never argue with autism

[warped one]

Right it goes to ste Lost boy or Titz.

Who wins?

Warped
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.