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Whosthedaddy
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PostPosted: 11:41 - 16 Sep 2009    Post subject: Could riding a bike affect fertility? Reply with quote

It got me thinking after stepping off the bike, like wearing tight pants / trousers can affect the little swimmers, could riding a bike have a similar effect?

Tight fitting leathers hot in summer and dame right cold in winter due to wind chill or rain. The fact that I seem to try and hump the tank and constantly get a little bashed when going over speed bumps or pot holes or even due to the constant weight bearing position on the groin on long trips?

Could riding a Jap bike make you a Jaffa?
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PostPosted: 11:44 - 16 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes.

Cycling's bad for fertility due to the tight clothing, so motorcycling is the same just with added whacks onto the tank.
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PostPosted: 11:51 - 16 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I fail to see how that's a bad thing.
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PostPosted: 11:55 - 16 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Of course not. Riding a motorcycle makes your penis larger and enhances your virility to heights non-motorcyclists can only dream of.

The bigger and faster the bike, the greater the effect.
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PostPosted: 11:56 - 16 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

It doesn't affect me with 2 kids already but did wonder as my groin is aching quite a lot on this 60 mile a day commute.
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PostPosted: 11:57 - 16 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

They always said if you wear loose underware you would have boys and tight would be girls. (for men that is obviously) . Dosnt seem to have affected my other half but then I am on a bike more than him.
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PostPosted: 12:06 - 16 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've ridden a bike for 7 years, with 7 years of balls smacking the tank, and footballs hitting me in the nuts for a lifetime, I've recently found out that my wife is expecting our first child.

So it can't be that bad Very Happy
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PostPosted: 12:15 - 16 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Might be sheer coincidence, as I have never had a problem with Kebabshop Jnr, but as I have only been riding and learning since early June and I am booked in with a Urologist next week to sort out a "tightening*" downstairs, I feel it may be linked to riding!

Or I might just be getting old

KS

* Wonders if it has a similar affect on the ladies and if its worthwhile offering the missus a go on the bike.....
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PostPosted: 12:21 - 16 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Luke wrote:
I've ridden a bike for 7 years...found out that my wife is expecting our first child.

So it can't be that bad Very Happy

There has to be a DNA test required joke in there somewhere Very Happy
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PostPosted: 12:31 - 16 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

sounds like you need one of these ...and EMF shield for your bike to protect your balls

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here's the bullshit story trying to sell you one Smile

MOTORCYCLE CANCER? is a must read for all riders. Undetected for so many years motorcycle extremely low frequency electromagnetic field (ELF EMF) radiation is now exposed for its danger right between the legs.

Many motorcycles generate potentially carcinogenic ELF EMFs directly into the rider’s groin flooding the entire torso. This can increase the risk of developing lymphomas, leukemia or cancers of the prostate, testicle, colon, bladder, kidney, liver, pancreas, stomach, etc. Both the heart and immune system can also be at risk for disorder or malfunction. Infertility, sterility, erectile dysfunction, impotence, prostatitis, benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH)-prostate enlargement, urinary problems, infections and loss of libido could also be side effects of excessive ELF EMF radiation penetrating the groin.

Motorcycles consist of oscillating current electrical systems generating anywhere from 10,000 to 70,000 volts of electricity during operation. Many motorcycles have excessive ELF EMF producing electrical components located beneath the rider’s seat away from the engine heat.

I have read up to 500 milliGauss (mG) of ELF EMF radiation above motorcycle seats zapping the prostate and groin. In contrast, many doctors raise cancer concerns involving 3 to 5 mG of exposure from hydro tower power lines and other sources. Please refer to excerpts on page 2 below.

I am sharing my story to generate worldwide urgent attention to this potentially devastating discovery. I have met countless avid motorcycle riders diagnosed with similar forms of cancers and disorders. All of these riders had a type of ELF EMF radiation penetrating up from their motorcycle seats.


and the website of the bullshit artist trying to cash in on it

https://www.motorcyclecancer.com/
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PostPosted: 12:40 - 16 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whosthedaddy wrote:
It doesn't affect me with 2 kids already but did wonder as my groin is aching quite a lot on this 60 mile a day commute.


you do know you're not meant to wank on the bus Wink
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PostPosted: 12:56 - 16 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

kebabshop wrote:
never had a problem with Kebabshop Jnr,

Didn't notice your username at first and thought you were female and were referring to your bits as 'Kebabshop Jnr'. Embarassed

Odd euphemism, I thought.
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PostPosted: 13:41 - 16 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

DEN MONKEY wrote:

here's the bullshit story trying to sell you one Smile


Talk about scaring people into buying stuff!
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PostPosted: 14:10 - 16 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
Of course not. Riding a motorcycle makes your penis larger and enhances your virility to heights non-motorcyclists can only dream of.

The bigger and faster the bike, the greater the effect.


Indeed. I'm sure that when out on the bike I impregnate female drivers in a 50' radius. That's even with the snip, and on a CB500.
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