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R1stu
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PostPosted: 00:03 - 30 Jul 2003    Post subject: Ouch!!! That had to hurt!! Reply with quote

Ok folks, here is a very painfull photo of my back!! Lets see some photos of painfull misshaps you have had.

Be it to do with bikeing, the bedroom or whatever lets see some blood and tell us how it happened and if it hurt!!

This was done by my GF and her mate cause i said i can take pain!!! and she said she got good nails. I said do your worst! SHE DID.
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Ste
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PostPosted: 00:07 - 30 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was silly then wasn't it Razz

I got no photos, but most painful thing I think had to be when I shattered my elbow Rolling Eyes Shocked That friggin hurt cos it crunched around really nicely Confused
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PostPosted: 00:11 - 30 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

MAY put a photo up if I can find one but when I had my nose straightened after breaking it - hmmmmmmmmmm that hurts man!!!! Black eyes, swollen face, can't breath through your nose cos they stuck two pads up there that look like extra long tampax when they take them out (and they pull your nose hair out whilst removing them cos of all the dried blood!!)
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PostPosted: 00:19 - 30 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude, is that all? I was at least expecting some good gouges. That’s just play scratching.
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PostPosted: 10:22 - 30 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

No offence, but asking someone to scratch your back like a maniac is one of the most pathetic things I've heard and seen for a while. I can understand that maybe you are into the kinky pain equals pleasure thing, but that is quite literally dumb. They give you tetanus shots for that kind of thing and if those wounds end up infected I will pity you.
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Hex
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PostPosted: 10:28 - 30 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pah scratches, got no photos of my injuries from the past. But I can guarantee that broken ribs are very painful.

The inability to breath deep, cough, sneeze, lie down, laugh etc ain't nice.

On the whole though I don't bruise, though I did when I had my ears pinned back! They both went blue! I wish I did have a photo of that.
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PostPosted: 10:35 - 30 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think seeing you in your thong is one of the most painful things i've had to bare in ages.

Rolling Eyes

Not really ever been injured. Never broke any bones or anything.
Worst i had was slight scuffing an thats about it.

Oh and being knocked out by a load of pikeys, lol. Then waking up in an ally somewhere, lol.
That was an interesting night.
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PostPosted: 10:45 - 30 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scotty wrote:
I think seeing you in your thong is one of the most painful things i've had to bare in ages.

Rolling Eyes


You love it. Razz Plus one of the worst mental scars I have to live with comes from your backside and a pair of tight white flairs.

Now excuse me I have to go see my shrink for my weekly theropy session. Laughing
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andrew
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PostPosted: 11:07 - 30 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bah! Thats nothing, try having your shoulder muscle cut in half stretched and stapled back together, then having the whole lot pinned onto the bone that it was ripped off of in the first place. Ouch! I was in agony for *weeks* Those are merly scratches although youre an idiot for letting the missus do that Very Happy
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PostPosted: 11:10 - 30 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Andrew wrote:
Bah! Thats nothing, try having your shoulder muscle cut in half stretched and stapled back together, then having the whole lot pinned onto the bone that it was ripped off of in the first place. Ouch! I was in agony for *weeks* Those are merly scratches although youre an idiot for letting the missus do that Very Happy


That's what kind of happened to my leg muscle, pure agony.
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PostPosted: 11:13 - 30 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your knee, ouch! I was fine when i was completley still but sitting up and stuff when i woke up in the morning was enough to bring a tear to your eye. Bascially i couldnt do anything because it felt like my arm was going to fall off, and if i moved too much id have my arm pissing blood out everywhere. Although a knee has to be very bad because you cant go out even if you want too....
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Kris
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PostPosted: 11:18 - 30 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shit I remember that dru. You was in agony when you went out to BoxHill on the XJR...

Falling down the stairs weren't it? Laughing

Only real injury I've had was when I was given a real good kicking once and my rib sort of 'moved'. It fooking hurt for months and it's still not gone back to it's original position Laughing Spose I should have seen a doctor!

Oh and once I came off my bmx doing no-handed down a hill. Lost most of the skin off my chin Very Happy
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PostPosted: 11:21 - 30 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kris wrote:
Oh and once I came off my bmx doing no-handed down a hill. Lost most of the skin off my chin Very Happy


I did that. I have a nice inch long scar across my chin to show for it Razz
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PostPosted: 11:23 - 30 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

zaknafien wrote:

I did that. I have a nice inch long scar across my chin to show for it Razz


heh Very Happy

I've only got scars on my shoulders thank fook. Did you have the whole 'face covered in plasters' look like me?

Very Happy
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PostPosted: 11:26 - 30 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kris wrote:

heh Very Happy

I've only got scars on my shoulders thank fook. Did you have the whole 'face covered in plasters' look like me?

Very Happy


Yeah, I was only about 7 when I did it. The scars a bitch though as if I shave using a razor I slice the top of it off every time Sad
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PostPosted: 11:32 - 30 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kris wrote:
Shit I remember that dru. You was in agony when you went out to BoxHill on the XJR...


Yeah and that was about 2 months after i had the operation :-/

Yeah, falling downstairs, hitting a wall and waving at someone Very Happy
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PostPosted: 11:36 - 30 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

There are some realy bitch comments on here. Some people need to think more about who they're upsetting and whay they're actually saying before they post.
I had a nail go through my knee when I was much younger. Got a nice big scar now. The most painful bit was when the doc ripped the skin near the wound when he pulled the stitches a little too tight. Shocked
Also got a burn scar from a burning bit of bag that floated all the way up the garden on bonfire night and landed on my chest. owwy
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PostPosted: 11:38 - 30 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Demonic69 wrote:
There are some realy bitch comments on here. Some people need to think more about who they're upsetting and whay they're actually saying before they post.
I had a nail go through my knee when I was much younger. Got a nice big scar now. The most painful bit was when the doc ripped the skin near the wound when he pulled the stitches a little too tight. Shocked
Also got a burn scar from a burning bit of bag that floated all the way up the garden on bonfire night and landed on my chest. owwy


Who's upsetting who?
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PostPosted: 11:39 - 30 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only proper scar I have is from when I stuck a pen knife into my left knee while attempting to strip a cable. Ouch Embarassed

Oh and I had my nose broken when I was a kid so now it isn't quite straight, despite having it re-broken and supposedly reset. Not quite Cat Deely though.

Andrew wrote:
Yeah, falling downstairs, hitting a wall and waving at someone

Ahem, the truth will out:

1) Falling down Zim's stairs because you had the munchies and were rushing for the kitchen.
2) Having a fight with Zim and trying to rugby tackle a wall.
3) Getting way over excited trying to wave at some fit bird.

Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:43 - 30 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oi i wasnt waving at any girl, i was waving at a 3 wheeled pedel bike getting on two wheels around a corner. You wernt even there were you? Razz

Oh and your broken nose happend when someone hit you with an umbrella Smile pussy!
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PostPosted: 11:53 - 30 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Demonic69 wrote:
There are some realy bitch comments on here. Some people need to think more about who they're upsetting and whay they're actually saying before they post.


Question

qu'est que c'est?
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PostPosted: 12:22 - 30 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

My worst ever injuries were:

Going as fast as I could down the little hill in my cark park on my little push bike with only a front brake then realising there is a fence at the bottom of the hill Rolling Eyes Laughing Broken nose, face scratched to f*ck, my face was so badly damaged that I was not allowed into school because it would scare the other kids (which was great at the time).

Second worst injury was grabbing an iron bar that was sitting in a big bonfire, I didn't think it would be hot because when I’d seen hot metal before i.e. on TV it was always glowing red Laughing
Could not use my right hand for a month, it had blisters the size of the millennium dome.

Both of the above occurred when I was about 6 years old.
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PostPosted: 12:39 - 30 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Andrew wrote:
Your knee, ouch! I was fine when i was completley still but sitting up and stuff when i woke up in the morning was enough to bring a tear to your eye. Bascially i couldnt do anything because it felt like my arm was going to fall off, and if i moved too much id have my arm pissing blood out everywhere. Although a knee has to be very bad because you cant go out even if you want too....


Well it wasn't as serious as yours but I ripped my calf from the knee joint (can't remember the name of the bones). Only problem was it wouldn't heal so I ended up using crutches to get me around for 10-11months Confused
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PostPosted: 12:44 - 30 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Danny wrote:
My worst ever injuries were:

Going as fast as I could down the little hill in my cark park on my little push bike with only a front brake then realising there is a fence at the bottom of the hill Rolling Eyes Laughing Broken nose, face scratched to f*ck, my face was so badly damaged that I was not allowed into school because it would scare the other kids (which was great at the time).


And your face never recovered did it. Razz

Danny wrote:

Second worst injury was grabbing an iron bar that was sitting in a big bonfire, I didn't think it would be hot because when I’d seen hot metal before i.e. on TV it was always glowing red Laughing
Could not use my right hand for a month, it had blisters the size of the millennium dome.


You still get them blisters dont you? normally from doing the old five knuckle shuffle though. Razz

Sorry Danny mate, couldn't resist. Laughing [/quote]
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PostPosted: 12:51 - 30 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

I knew someone would pick up on the 1st one, TBH i thought it would be Rob (he must not be online Rolling Eyes ) I didn't guess that anyone would come up with the last one though Laughing
By the way you missed out on the joke you could have made about me going over the front of my push bike and motorbike Razz
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