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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 16:56 - 10 Sep 2009    Post subject: Random things I learned yesterday... Reply with quote
1. Uma Thurman has size 11 feet.
2. Quadrophenia refers to schizoprenia with 4 personalities.
3. The Beatles "Because" is based on Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata", played backwards.
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PostPosted: 17:05 - 10 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
It takes seven seconds for food to reach your stomach once swallowed...
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PostPosted: 17:11 - 10 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wolves can go days on end without food. They can also eat 20 pounds of meat in a single sitting.

Swans are the only birds with penises.

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PostPosted: 17:19 - 10 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
robert mack wrote:
Swans are the only birds with penises.

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They're just long necks you fool.

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PostPosted: 17:59 - 10 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Possibly thats size 11 in American, which is probably about a size 8&1/2 in English shoe sizes.
Size 10 in American is Size 8 in English.
I know this cos that is what I are in American, size 10
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PostPosted: 18:11 - 10 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Women blink twice as much as men...
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PostPosted: 18:25 - 10 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
My penis shrivels up when its cold.
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PostPosted: 18:27 - 10 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
the_guvnor_1_uk wrote:
My penis shrivels up when its cold.

Mines just shrivelled. Embarassed
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PostPosted: 18:30 - 10 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
A pigeons eyelids are attached by a nerve to it's foreskin, so when it blinks it wanks, hense the lesser known name of The Winky Wanky Bird... Thumbs Up

Always remember my Dad telling me that when I was about eight, still chuckle to myself when I see a pigeon walking around lol...
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PostPosted: 19:16 - 10 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
if a sail boat traveled around the world (i.e a lap) the top of the mast would have traveled a longer distance then the actual boat

it is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
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PostPosted: 19:26 - 10 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Possibly thats size 11 in American, which is probably about a size 8&1/2 in English shoe sizes.
Size 10 in American is Size 8 in English.
I know this cos that is what I are in American, size 10


American sizes are just one size bigger so if your a size 10 in English your a 11 in American sizes(or should be). Look in a pair of trainers or shoe label it will say on there.

Its weird in certain makes of shoes I'm a size 9 and in others I'm a size 10 (yes both English sizes). Can't really explain that one other than feet are just weird and shouldn't be trusted.
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PostPosted: 20:28 - 10 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
kenny wrote:
it is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

No it's not, it's fairly easy to do if you concentrate.
Next time you are going to sneeze, try it.
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PostPosted: 20:40 - 10 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
The queen ant lives up to ten or twenty years.
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PostPosted: 21:44 - 10 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
If you insert a tarnished copper coin into a vagina overnight it will come out clean in the morning.
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PostPosted: 22:21 - 10 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
1930 Ariel wrote:
If you insert a tarnished copper coin into a vagina overnight it will come out clean in the morning.


Im definately trying that with the next adventurous girl i find Laughing

Dunc
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PostPosted: 06:13 - 11 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
dunc wrote:


Im definately trying that with the next adventurous girl i find Laughing

Dunc


I've got one burried somewhere if you want her.
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PostPosted: 06:21 - 11 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
dunc wrote:


Im definately trying that with the next adventurous girl i find Laughing

Dunc


I've got one burried somewhere if you want her.


Still warm?
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PostPosted: 06:34 - 11 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
dunc wrote:
Skudd wrote:


I've got one burried somewhere if you want her.


Still warm?


More damp than warm
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PostPosted: 07:33 - 11 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's not 'Random things I learned...' it's 'Random things I learnt...'!

Learn something new every day! Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:02 - 11 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
beanfeast wrote:
It's not 'Random things I learned...' it's 'Random things I learnt...'!

Learn something new every day! Wink Laughing


I think both are valid.
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PostPosted: 09:16 - 11 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:


More damp than warm


Thats cool, nothing a couple of minutes in the microwave can't fix Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 09:18 - 11 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
MarJay wrote:
beanfeast wrote:
It's not 'Random things I learned...' it's 'Random things I learnt...'!

Learn something new every day! Wink Laughing


I think both are valid.


Depends, I live in the UK and use a British forum. Are you American!? Cool


These are alternative forms of the past tense and past participle of the verb learn. Learnt is more common in British English, and learned in American English
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map
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PostPosted: 09:42 - 11 Sep 2009    Post subject: Re: Random things I learned yesterday... Reply with quote
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
Random things I learned yesterday...

dunc is a kinky individual

Things I learnt today....

dunc and skudd are a sad sick twisted perverted pair


Still, I suppose someone's perverted fetish is another's pleasure.
I just call the line at having the Behavioral Analysis Unit being calling in Wink

Very Happy

Also, FWIW my firefox spelling correction has learnt as invalid.
Just added British English dictionary from add-ons to see if it fixes it.
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PostPosted: 09:42 - 11 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Did you know, you have strongest signal on your mobile when you are in the middle of a triangle of masts, not right next to one.
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PostPosted: 18:18 - 11 Sep 2009    Post subject: Re: Random things I learned yesterday... Reply with quote
map wrote:


Things I learnt today....

dunc and skudd are a sad sick twisted perverted pair
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I'm happy, sick, twisted and perverted.

it is only perverted the first time you do it.

If you put the body in a chest freezer for a week then dump it in the river, the police can't tell the time of death.
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