Avast, me hearties!

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Yarrrrr!!! Any of you scurvy dogs who be forgettin' thier duty today, will be keel hauled and be finding their giblets spliced to the poop deck!

And if ye be seein' any bilge rat land lubbin ninjas, show 'em the pointy end of yer cutlass!

YAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[wizzzard]

Aye aye captain shaggy. I be runnin up the main sail now and a black spot on all those lily-livered landlubbers.
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And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
Zeitgeist / Addendum / Moving forward

[The Original Muzza]

What the hell are you two playing at?
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[wizzzard]

Yo ho ho, Ye been at the grog so early in the voyage muzza me hearty. We be gentlemen of fortune an no mistake.
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And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
Zeitgeist / Addendum / Moving forward

[Throttle]

It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day???

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LETS CELEBRATE! YARRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[wizzzard]

Shiver me timbers, a fine looking wench. I'd be swappin all my booty for a night o lovin with that thar lass.
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And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
Zeitgeist / Addendum / Moving forward

[The Original Muzza]

Well why did'n ye say so ye scurvy dogs!?
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[wizzzard]

Aye Now that's more like it. I be liking the cut of ye jib.
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And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
Zeitgeist / Addendum / Moving forward

[The Original Muzza]

Arrr, I be thinking me bucko, we both be havin' our earring in what t' land-lubber's call the "gay ear".
Now, there'll be no arse-rumbling aboard t' good vessel BCF.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[wizzzard]

well keel haul me and call me betty I think ye be a bit green around the gills when it comes to life on the ocean waves me hearty.

Arse rumblin's every mornin at seven bells and on sunday it be the soggy biscuit championships. Ships rules matey.
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And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
Zeitgeist / Addendum / Moving forward

[The Shaggy D.A.]

What 'appens at sea, stays at sea, I'll not be judging my crew.
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[The Original Muzza]

Yarr, I'll be hoistin' me flagpole an' givin' ye both a jolly rogerin'.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[Clanger]

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!!!
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter won't mind - Dr. Seuss

[Irn-Bru]

Good day, gentlemen, jolly nice weather today, wouldn't you say? Toodle-pip!

*tips hat*


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KTM 990 SMT & Suzuki DR-Z 400 SM

[Banned]

Slip us the admiralty brown shag !

[Stelmer]

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
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10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.