har har har

[moonym20]

Well i've had the biggest laugh of my life today and now I can die complete

There is this pikey on his honda SFX 50, a real tit and rides like one too. he bombs about york everyday pissing everybody off

well today, while he was trying to show off to some of his pikey mates on his little scooter he fell off and smashed into a car!
lots of damage glass everywhere a lovely big dent in the door and a gouge along one side of the car with a nice alaram going off.
This in its self made me piss myself on the spot and howl with laughter but the best is yet to come.
He didn't just hit any car...he happened to smash in a brand new Porche Carrera 4

before he had a chance to escape an irate business man comes running out to the sound of his car alarm ranting and raving that his 2 month old porche was wrecked

WOW i'd hate to pick up the bill to have one side of a porche replaced!
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A scientist crossed a skunk with an owl. He's got a bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot

[McJamweasel]

LMAO

What a shame you didn't get it on camera. Is the loser insured properly?
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BCF: Be yourself, just don't be an arse.

[moonym20]

i know talk about being gutted

AFIK although he's an arsehole i'm sure he's got insurance...if not, looks like hes gona be cleaning toilets for the rest of his life
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A scientist crossed a skunk with an owl. He's got a bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot

[Ste]

Up goes everyones insurance

[Phoenix]

Ped Boi's don't count as real ppl so their insurance is completely seperate to ours, least I think it must be or we'd all be paying a million pounds a year with the amount of things those muppets crash into.

[Ste]

Well a ped no claims counts towards a bike one

[Crazy Manx Man]

[Mrs_Hippy]

Peds and bike insurance are the same - usually - that is why so many of us are paying millions of pounds insurance!