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It happens on the bus, it happens in the morning, but does it happen on the bike?
Yes, once or twice
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No, not once
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Yes, all the time!
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No, but I might try...
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What the hell is 'truckers nob'??
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Zero
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PostPosted: 23:29 - 20 Sep 2009    Post subject: 'Truckers nob' Reply with quote

Anyone had 'truckers nob' on a bike?
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PostPosted: 23:31 - 20 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also known as diesel dick. Yes.
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PostPosted: 23:54 - 20 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the vibrations must set it off.
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PostPosted: 02:19 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah of course.
It just seems to happen. Lucky the tank is so close to hump when the need arises Wink
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PostPosted: 03:42 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have bored out that part of the tank cover and always carry a loaded grease gun just in case of such an eventuality. Being in the Boy Scouts taught me to 'be prepared'. Thumbs Up

I don't really...
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PostPosted: 07:20 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's the female equivalent (trucker's clit? trucker's vajayjay?) as my missus claims she's sometimes 'interested' after we've been out on the bike.

Or maybe that's just because bikes are inherently cool and please the ladies?
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PostPosted: 07:29 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I get erections when watching bikers in leather?

Does that count?
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PostPosted: 07:57 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Luke wrote:
I get erections when watching bikers in leather?
Does that count?

No, as obviously watching the Village People would have the same effect on you Very Happy

Why don't you just nip down to your local Blue Oyster Bar? In your biker leathers of course! Wink
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PostPosted: 07:59 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Assless chaps for the Blue Oyster shurely?
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PostPosted: 08:11 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I prefer https://www.thehoist.co.uk/

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PostPosted: 09:12 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

metalangel wrote:
What's the female equivalent (trucker's clit? trucker's vajayjay?) as my missus claims she's sometimes 'interested' after we've been out on the bike.

Or maybe that's just because bikes are inherently cool and please the ladies?



No I am pretty sure its the vibrations that does it Smile
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PostPosted: 09:35 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Re: 'Truckers nob' Reply with quote

akm wrote:
Anyone had 'truckers nob' on a bike?


I'm assuming that you spend most of your time sat on the washing machine. Wink
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PostPosted: 11:49 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

metalangel wrote:
What's the female equivalent (trucker's clit? trucker's vajayjay?) as my missus claims she's sometimes 'interested' after we've been out on the bike.

Or maybe that's just because bikes are inherently cool and please the ladies?


I don't know what the female equivalent is, though my other half always said his main worry about me riding a bike was enjoying any vibrations too much! Razz

Nothing to do with bikes being cool, just a big throbbing engine between the legs!
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PostPosted: 11:52 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

...and now we know why Hell-Kat likes riding so much!
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PostPosted: 12:13 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

...and I bet it's those big single cylinder thumpers that throb the best! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 12:19 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Known in the Army as "convoy cock".

As for bikes, it's the third reason to get a V-twin.
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PostPosted: 12:35 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

map wrote:
...Why don't you just nip down to your local Blue Oyster Bar? In your biker leathers of course! Wink
metalangel wrote:
Assless chaps for the Blue Oyster shurely?

Like I said, in his usual biker garb Very Happy

On topic, for the guys, would you say this is a more common summer occurrence?
I'm thinking warmer, drier weather so things don't shrink plus the sight of scantily clad women (or men in leather for Luke Wink) walking down the street.
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PostPosted: 13:41 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

What are you lot on about? Confused
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PostPosted: 13:46 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

neil.martin wrote:
...and I bet it's those big single cylinder thumpers that throb the best! Twisted Evil


Well I just so happen to have one of those single cylinder thumping 'throbbers'... any of you ladies like a ride!? Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:48 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chriss wrote:
What are you lot on about? Confused


Schoolboy + School Bus = Trucker's Knob.


Cor I'm a girl and I know this! Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 14:51 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you get an erection when looking at boys on a school bus then there is something wrong with you Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:31 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

lozzypop1 wrote:
Chriss wrote:
What are you lot on about? Confused


Schoolboy + School Bus = Trucker's Knob.


Cor I'm a girl and I know this! Mr. Green


So just getting a hard on whilst on the bike? Eh?
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PostPosted: 17:28 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bloody hell, so it seems a lot of people get it! Don't know about the lady's version... 'bikers wide-on' ??
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PostPosted: 17:32 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's probably a real physiological reason why you might - stimulation of the prostrate most likely.
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