|
|
| Topgear for bikers would you watch? |
| yes |
|
71% |
[ 70 ] |
| no |
|
14% |
[ 14 ] |
| maybe |
|
14% |
[ 14 ] |
|
| Total Votes : 98 |
|
| Author |
Message |
| lostboy |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 lostboy Crazy Courier

Joined: 03 Sep 2009 Karma :   
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Bigbaggiesbik... |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Bigbaggiesbik... Nova Slayer
Joined: 30 Jan 2009 Karma :    
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| lostboy |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 lostboy Crazy Courier

Joined: 03 Sep 2009 Karma :   
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| G |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 G The Voice of Reason
Joined: 02 Feb 2002 Karma :     
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Bigbaggiesbik... |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Bigbaggiesbik... Nova Slayer
Joined: 30 Jan 2009 Karma :    
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Skudd |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Skudd Super Spammer

Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Karma :   
|
 Posted: 08:49 - 26 Sep 2009 Post subject: |
 |
|
Imagine a star on a reasonably priced bike, mayhem.  ____________________ Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm". |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| lostboy |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 lostboy Crazy Courier

Joined: 03 Sep 2009 Karma :   
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| craigs23 |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 craigs23 Mr Muscle

Joined: 08 Jun 2005 Karma :    
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Skudd |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Skudd Super Spammer

Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Karma :   
|
 Posted: 09:26 - 26 Sep 2009 Post subject: |
 |
|
| Quote: | 1) would 'the hamster' end up dead? he can't drive a car without crashing. |
He would end up being bionic and starting a new programme
| Quote: | 2) who would be 'the stig'? |
You would need a new chatacter, "BAAL" one of the great Gods
| Quote: | 3) would james 'captain slow' may make bikers image into 'weirdy beardies'? |
He could do the choppers and H'D' crap.
| Quote: | 4) what would top the lap powerboard? |
You could Dyno each bike then do a lap with Baal. But have a bit of off road on the lap so it would be full of dull pocket rockets.
| Quote: | 5) what would be the sub zero bike on the cool wall? |
Dakar/ rally raid bikes, '98 R1, C90.
Uncool would be most sports 600/1000 bikes, They are Clitoris bikes, every cunt has one. ( cunt being joe average, not Mr Arsewipe ) ( although most arsewipes on bikes do ride sports ) ____________________ Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm". |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| BanditJeff |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 BanditJeff Trackday Trickster
Joined: 24 Jul 2009 Karma :     
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Flip |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Flip Super Spammer

Joined: 28 Feb 2004 Karma :  
|
 Posted: 15:01 - 26 Sep 2009 Post subject: |
 |
|
Top gear for bikes would be shit. Last week, we rode sports 600's. This week, we're riding the same model bikes in different colours.
No thanks.  |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Mystery |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Mystery World Chat Champion

Joined: 23 Jul 2009 Karma :     
|
 Posted: 16:07 - 26 Sep 2009 Post subject: |
 |
|
i have to say it would be good and i would watch but theres not really a massive amount of bikes on the market unless they went back to older bikes and done like quads, snowmobiles as well etc  ____________________ Carbon knuckles assure you maximum protect against debris and unfortunate accidents or if someone cuts you off, their side mirror.Mopeds are like chubby chicks.. they are really fun to ride until you're friends catch you on one |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Towton 1461 |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Towton 1461 Scooby Slapper

Joined: 15 Sep 2008 Karma :    
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| cammy mack |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 cammy mack Could Be A Chat Bot

Joined: 25 Nov 2008 Karma :     
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Whosthedaddy |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Whosthedaddy Super Spammer
Joined: 11 Dec 2005 Karma :    
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| willis1337 |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 willis1337 Brolly Dolly
Joined: 06 May 2009 Karma :   
|
 Posted: 18:29 - 26 Sep 2009 Post subject: |
 |
|
I was thinking the other day that I would write in to TopGear to suggest a test:
The top car on their laptime board, set head to head against a standard production bike, bought from a local bike dealer. The test could include a 1/4 mile drag race, a lap of the top gear track and a long haul across a country (France?). Points for speed, comfort and style?
Bet they wouldn't go for it as the bike would show up the car by being cheaper, faster, more fun and - most important of all - sub zero cool.
 |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Whosthedaddy |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Whosthedaddy Super Spammer
Joined: 11 Dec 2005 Karma :    
|
 Posted: 18:33 - 26 Sep 2009 Post subject: |
 |
|
A 600RR was beaten by 4 seconds by the Atom on the track. I'm sure that a hyper car would munch its way past said bike on a 1/4 mile drag and as for cross country jaunts? I'd rather have the Zonda thanks. ____________________ Current : MSX 125 Past : CBR 900RR Monkeybike : c50 LAC : ZXR750 H2 : FZR600 : ZX7R P3 : YW100 : TRX850: Trophy 900 T309 : GSXR 600 L0: Monkeybike : XJ6S Whosthedaddy |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| willis1337 |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 willis1337 Brolly Dolly
Joined: 06 May 2009 Karma :   
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| G |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 G The Voice of Reason
Joined: 02 Feb 2002 Karma :     
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Mystery |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Mystery World Chat Champion

Joined: 23 Jul 2009 Karma :     
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| G |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 G The Voice of Reason
Joined: 02 Feb 2002 Karma :     
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Digitalize |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Digitalize Nearly there...

Joined: 09 Aug 2009 Karma :     
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Mystery |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Mystery World Chat Champion

Joined: 23 Jul 2009 Karma :     
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Moonie |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Moonie World Chat Champion

Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Karma :   
|
 Posted: 23:21 - 26 Sep 2009 Post subject: |
 |
|
| lostboy wrote: | The big questions are this....
1) would 'the hamster' end up dead? he can't drive a car without crashing.
2) who would be 'the stig'?
3) would james 'captain slow' may make bikers image into 'weirdy beardies'?
4) what would top the lap powerboard?
5) what would be the sub zero bike on the cool wall?
6) what would the bike be for star on the reasonably priced bike? |
1) Never mind the show, if he says his stock 'Blade can do 200mph one more time I'll fucking kill him.
2) Well considering at the moment it's mostly touring car drivers, I'd have to say someone from Superstock 1000 maybe?
3) James May would give the program "Mass Appeal for all the BMWankers, but is also into his cool old British bikes
4) Duke 1198, RC8, '09 R1? I dunno..
5)KTM RC8, or the Honda NR750
6) CB500, reliable, does the job, cheap to fix. ____________________ Don't practice it until you get it right, practice it until you don't get it wrong.
Presenting the one and only Chinkmobile  |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| G |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 G The Voice of Reason
Joined: 02 Feb 2002 Karma :     
|
 Posted: 06:59 - 27 Sep 2009 Post subject: |
 |
|
| blindweezy wrote: |
yeah but if your racing car against bike, if the rider can launch a motorbike at its peak rpm without fishtailing and wheeling then that could make all the difference to a race and if a pro biker can corner better than your average joe that could shave seconds off against a car? |
I'm guessing you don't know much about (big?) bikes. Very unlikely to 'fish tail' a stock big bike on normal tarmac. Keeping wheelies under control is more important. Oh and peak RPM isn't required and would be a rather silly thing to use on any reasonably-power bike. Even peak torque is likely to be too much.
However, for the purposes of such a test, if you sent an average-joe to a drag strip for a day and gave them some pointers, they would be so close to the moto-gp rider that the differences would be irrelevant - infact, they may well be better as I believe moto-gp bikes have launch control these days?
As for round the corners, well yes, though I believe they did use a fairly experienced racer - the difference between a good BSB racer and a moto-gp rider in comparison to you or I is relatively little. The higher up you go, big jumps in skill level give very small increases of lap times.
However, still, you seem to have ignored my second sentence... it is IRRELEVANT because they told the rider to finish behind the carand not ride very fast.
Why get a moto-gp rider in, then tell them to ride at a 'my first trackday' speed? They won't be going faster, because they've been told to go slowly . |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 16 years, 121 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
 |
|
|