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5v3d3b0
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PostPosted: 20:44 - 02 Oct 2009    Post subject: Bizarre experience... Reply with quote

So random.
I had 2 pints of cider and a vodka red bull in about 20-30 minutes, cause we were going in to the student union and I wanted to be a bit on the go. I was in the queue, still sober, and suddenly burped, but it didn't get out. Just pressure in my chest which really hurt. Then my head went fuzzy like when you've had a way too strong splif. I though I need to get out of here so started trying to climb over the 1m hight brick wall, at which point I passed out. It felt like I was there for a second but it was about 10 according to my mates.
I went to some bushes, and took a breather. Sat down, on my side, spewed up about a pint and a half of alcohol.
Then I literally jumped to my feet and felt normal again. Had some water, and in the last second decided against going in to the union.
That's a new one Confused
Anyone had similar?
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PostPosted: 20:47 - 02 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Indigestion.
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PostPosted: 20:55 - 02 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cider puts hair on your balls, unless you are a girl and then it just slaps balls on your chin.
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PostPosted: 20:57 - 02 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd lost a fair bit of weight but hadn't had my blood pressure meds adjusted to cater for this, so I had been having some light headed spells. Nothing serious, just felt like you sometimes do when you stand up too quickly.

My neighbour visits Germany a lot, and whilst I was round there sampling the Bratwurst (no, it's not a euphemism) we had a few beers whilst we were waiting for them. Two pints in quick succession on an empty stomach, which was then followed by a tumbler of Schnapps. Lovely stuff.

I thought my lungs were trying to leave via my eye sockets. I was shaking, sweating and gasping like a carp sucking bread off the surface of a lake.
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PostPosted: 21:11 - 02 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
gasping like a carp sucking bread off the surface of a lake.



Is that a euphemism?
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 02 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
gasping like a carp sucking bread off the surface of a lake.



Is that a euphemism?


No, they're Cyprinids.


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