Cognitive overload

[Blue_SV650S]

Is this simply just too much to take in at once?!?!!?


https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_i7HDLrBStV0/SVr4Yg92A1I/AAAAAAAAACs/44yHMTBa05g/s400/lg_techswimteam-1.gif
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The purpose of life is to fight maturity.

[Poseidon]

AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH... TEXANS!!!
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2002 Ducati Monster S4 (currently restoring)

[Blue_SV650S]

[Poseidon]

[Sparks!]

That's one team I wouldn't mind being the Mascot for!
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[The Original Muzza]

Get a close up of that pic on google images. The ones at the back are hotter than the ones at the front (just MSPaint out all the bodies, otherwise you might not see their faces), but their just not blonde.
Why is it that America (and an increasing amount of Brits) favours hair colour over beauty? I've known people say absolute dogs were stunning, described as "that hot blonde".
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From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[Phoenix]

What, no heavybusracing?

[chris-red]

[pa_broon74]

They all look disturbingly similar.

Sister?


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Didn't catch anything.

[TUG]

[Handsome]

Ahh the Texan Ladyboys Team, no thanks...
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[Blue_SV650S]

[Blue_SV650S]

... and here we have the UK entry .... Cambridge University swim-team to be precise ....

https://www.sport.cam.ac.uk/ospreys/img/Swimgirlies.jpg
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The purpose of life is to fight maturity.

[The Original Muzza]

It's not even the 2004 texan swim team. It's the 2003 Tampa Bay Cheerleading Squad.
The cambridge swim team obviously aren't the prettiest either, but that photo is right after practice, whereas the Texan ones aren't even swimmers and have been done up.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[Blue_SV650S]

[map]

Mind you, there's always the Texas Tech cheer-leading squad

https://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/gallery/texas-tech-girls/texastechgirls8.jpg
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...and the whirlwind is in the thorn trees, it's hard for thee to kick against the pricks...
Gibbs, what did Duckie look like when he was younger?

[The Original Muzza]

Jesus, they are a vast improvement over the uggos in the last picture.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[The Original Muzza]

Found this from my university, Robert Gordons, Aberdeen.
(verified as I recognise the spiral staircase they're on).

https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3309483001_0d80ebb700.jpg

A hearty mix of nice and not so much.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[Blue_SV650S]

[The Original Muzza]

Is that because the only one with colour looks like an overdone spray-tan?
I'm pretty sure we already knew Aberdeen doesn't remember what the mystical orange object that hides behind the clouds is.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[Blue_SV650S]

[Whosthedaddy]

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[Blue_SV650S]

Ok, lets go back to basics ....

You can 'doink' the whole of either team* ....

So we have the 18 slender toned and tanned Texas (or whatever) lot ... or the ... and lets be honest ... very 'ordinary' looking British 9??

I am not sure it is even a competition .... lets face it, on numbers alone the top lot make more sense*&**?!?!?




*good luck to you if you can doink the whole of either team in one sitting!!

**Presuming you don't have to talk to either lot before or after 'sausage' time *** ...

***why would you want to?!?!
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[Handsome]

Last picture, third from the left...I'd put a donk on it...

*And I mean the group of ladies in the foreground, NOT the bloke third from the left in the background*...
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