Interview with Tubgirl

Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

Simon D'arte " Sit down, may I thank you for agreeing to talk with us what should we call you?"

TG " Hi, just call me Tubgirl."

Simon D'arte " You do have another name?"

TG " Yes of course I do but you do not want to interview her, you want to interview Tubgirl"

Simon D'arte " OK. Tubgirl, you look much more normal in real life than in the image of you that most of us are used to. You seem to have lost a few pounds and are strikingly pretty."

TG " Thank you! The entire Tubgirl was a performance that we had been planing for months T***** F***** ( the photographer) had requested I should put on 12 Kg for the shoot and I hid my face in the famous yellow mask."

Simon D'arte " What was the significance of the mask?"

TG "It gave me anonymity, I could be any woman. Your wife, your mother, your sister and of course the Virgin Mary. It protected and at the same time removed the "Me" from the shot. It showed how we covert and dehumanise women"

Simon D'arte "Do you still have it?"

TG "No, it was stolen and is now in the collection of a Japanese business man."

Simon D'arte "What was the meaning of the Tubgirl photo for you?"

TG "It is about womanhood, how woman is at the centre of life, how she nourishes, eats and of course the valuable things that come from her body. The gush of diarrhoea is symbolic, it is a symbol of joy and happiness, it is all about life and birth. In that one moment of pure beauty we see the circle of life from anus to mouth, the perfection of Yin and Yang"

Simon D'arte " One of the enduring mysteries of the picture is you genitalia, they seem to be pixilated in an act of savage censorship."

TG " As I said I could be the Virgin Mary at that moment, the desecration of the pudenda was a deliberate artistic act do both emphasise any deny me of the means of reproduction. I am mother to none and mother to all."

Simon D'arte " Tubgirl, thank you it has been a pleasure to meet you"
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Take a digusting picture of your ass shooting watery shit like a whale and its.................

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The interview of the guy behind '1 guy 1 jar' or something was better.
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This interview took place with Alex the star of 1 guy 1 cup on Feb. 9th 2009. He was originally seen on efuckt.com. Alex, who wishes to remain anonymous, is an ordinary person from Russia; except he likes large things in his butt. He's twice married and has two kids. Alex works as a sales manager and is from a city in Russia that has approximately 1.5 million people. He speaks good English. He just wants the world to know that his penis is normal and he's not gay.

Q. Are you personally looking to become famous? Do you want the world to know you?

A. No.

Q. A lot of people want to know who you are. We get dozens of emails everyday at 1guyand1cup.com. Who are you?

A. I'm just a manager, I'm married, and I'm not gay!

Q. I think the most asked question is, "Why didn't you go to the hospital?"

A. I was afraid of what they might ask.

Q. So, are you married? Does your wife know.

A. I have been married 2 times. The first marriage lasted 7 years. The current marriage has lasted 11. I have two boys also, they are ages 5 and 17. And my family doesn't know.

Q. How long have you been sticking things in your anus?

A. I've been doing this for 12 years, I am 40 now. I started with a coke bottle. I hope to get larger objects than even the jar in the video soon.

Q. So getting back to the hospital. Didn't it hurt? Why didn't you scream?

A. For three days it bleed. It hurt really bad for two weeks. I still have two shards of glass in my anus from it. I didn't scream because I didn't want my family to hear me. I was in pain. The new video is of me the day after cleaning it up in the shower.

Q. How big was the jar?

A. 87 mm.

Q. Is there anything else you would like people to know?

A. I uploaded this to let people know that sticking jars in your ass is dangerous. And because the video was really funny; well mostly because it's funny. Oh, I don't have scars on my ass. That was soap I used for lube.

I forgot. I prefer a glass jar because the dimension is constant. Plastic bottle (even full of water) no hard and this diameter may be various. This is important for measuring of record size.

Thanks Alex for your time and new video.
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Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

That is the only thing on the net I have never been able to watch all the way through.
He did it for sexual rather than artistic reasons though.
How the hell do you hide that from the Mrs?
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Blame it on the 'roids?