from a purely theoretical stand point, obviously....

[Keen]

does anyone know a sure fire way to get a small quantity of illegal substances (maybe a 1/2) into another country, say, the USA? I know that with small amounts they don't care very much, but what would the penalties be do you think?
I have heard ideas involving shampoo bottles and other such vessels, but I'm still interested in other methods, as i said, out of hypothetical interest.

[G]

If you've got a permanent address there I'd look at sending it.

Obviously you'd want to make sure that there was no way what was being sent could be traced back to you.

[Tenthghost]

put it into a bottle of coke or something obviosuly wrap it up carefully
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[Robby]

You normally send things from a post box/office.

You could gut a computer game cartridge and stuff some in there.

[kev]

don't try to take anything through customs, i've got a mate doing 10 years in a spanish prison because he had some cocaine on him.
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[Keen]

But surely if you were talking about something a little less serious, like....oh, I dunno.....marijuana maybe.....

[kev]

you can go to prison for smuggling and for a little bit of weed it really ain't worth it.
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20:02:48 kev: even if its a hairy mans arse
20:02:56 Jammy-R6: hell yes

[Keen]

if you can go to jail then fair enough , thanks for the warning

[Crazy Manx Man]

My mother smuggled 500grams of Opium from Austria..this was on a transfer flight from Heathrow. She did it by accident too...she didn't know what she bought, but she wanted to take it home...so she did.

[Zimma]

I theoretically managed to bring back some hash, weed and 'shrooms back from Dam once.

We theoretically got one of those screw deodorant stick things and took the deodorant out, then theoretically put the drugs into the gap under the stick and screwed the stick all the way back down again, ummm, theoretically in theory.
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[Keen]

you're theoretically a very ingenious lad. Cheers

[Zimma]

The theory behind it is that the dawgs won't smell it because of the deo, but I wouldn't suggest smuggling *anything* into somewhere like the USA. At best you would probably be deported and never allowed back in their country again, at worst you would be chucked straight into jail over there. Thing is, I'm pretty sure the X-Ray machine would pick up on the bag at the bottom of the deo stick if you didn't have it screwed down tight enough and the bloke at the desk had his eyes open. We theoretically were on a train and we had it in the hand luggage, which didn't involve us putting our bags through x-ray, ummm theoretically.
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[Keen]

well, all the signs seem to be pointing to this being a bad idea. Nevermind, it was just a thought. Thanks.

[Robby]

You can buy drugs in america too.

[Zimma]

[kev]

just look for trainers hanging over a telephone wire.
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20:02:48 kev: even if its a hairy mans arse
20:02:56 Jammy-R6: hell yes

[Keen]

yeah cheers mate

[Susi]

This is one you won't like, but it's extremely safe proof and you won't get caught. Buy a couple of kinder eggs, eat them and use the plastic little containers to stuff whatever you want in them. Then get a condom, put the plastic eggs inside and shove it up your arse. I know that it doesn't sound glamorous, but a hairdresser I used to work with would do it. He'd easily get through customs with 100 pills, MDMA and some coke wrapped up safely in cotton wool so that it wouldn't sweat.
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[kev]

and its fun doing it as well
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[Annabella]

Personally I really wouldn't bother.

It really isn't worth the risk at all. James and Tom got stopped when they were travelling last year on their way into New Zealand. They had flown in from Indonesia, where, all forms of drugs are smoked. They didn't have any drugs on them but the dogs picked up the scent on their clothes (which had ben washed since ) and as such they were searched (and found to have about 3 ton of tobacco in their luggage..... thankfully they got away with that!).

Though Zim's theory sounds pretty good.... not sure I'd enjoy Susi's
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[Keen]

no we'll give anal insertion a miss thanks.....

[Robby]

You should try everything at least once.

[andrew]

When i went to the States last year they were so fucking tight on security it was unbelievable. If youve got a yankee passport its not so bad but when they see anyone foriegn they start getting all paranoid. I wouldnt take anything into the states, if you want some hash or weed or something of the like then buy it over there.

IMO the States rock and if you cant go without a spliff for the time youre over there maybe you should think about giving up anyway

[Ste]

Keen, it might be worth clarifying which "other country" you mean, as you just give the USA as an example.

Not worth it IMO. If you want some there your best of buying there.