Dodgey chicken

Martay · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 May 2009 Karma :

I know this isnt the most life threateningly serious but...
...im sure i just ate some dodgey chicken. Seemed ok at first just finished it, now ive already got a heavy, rumbly stomach n feel manky Sad

It was one of them microwave chicken burgers, was in the fridge, just realised when the power goes off (It did last night 6pm-ish) the fridge doesnt come back on when the power does.
Any suggestions?
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MattHirst · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Jun 2006 Karma :

My suggestion would be to stock up on shit roll Razz

It will probably just give you a bad stomach for a few days, you will shit yourself thin and you will fine.

Although i'm no quack so don't take my word for it Razz

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The Shaggy D.A. · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Sep 2008 Karma :

Stick your fingers down your throat.
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Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

You ate chicken that hadn't been refrigerated?!?! Shocked

Within 12 hours of eating that you're likely to shit out your intestines and stomach, get to your local A&E immediately.

If you've got a baby then put a nappy on as that'll help to contain your intestines and stomach if you shit them out before getting medical help.

Good luck. Smile

Martay · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 May 2009 Karma :

Deckx · Nearly there... Joined: 09 Apr 2007 Karma :

I went out on sunday night and ate some raw oysters.. knew by eating them that they weren't exactly fresh so sure enough had the shits the next day...

Wasn't overly concerned until Tuesday I basically started shitting (pissing) clearish coloured water out my ass Sick

couldn't look at food & spend most of the day sleeping having weird dreams (with the same topic going around and around )

Took some imodium and forced electrolytic drinks down myself all day (slowly as i was on the verge of puking as well)

Anyway, feel ok today, just as well as I was off to the hospital if i had same symtoms as previous day ... can actually fart without the fear of following through Smile

but was getting worried in case i has caught some exotic disease.. Neutral

sorry for the details Wink

Flip · Super Spammer Joined: 28 Feb 2004 Karma :

Dodgy chicken?

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Martay · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 May 2009 Karma :

^^LOL

Think im gettin better, just had dodgey gut, fartin' like a trooper, and by god did it wiff Very Happy

Didnt loose my appatite though!
Wasnt physically sick, but felt like i was about to yesterday. Think its mostly passed now.
At least you feel better today Deckx Thumbs Up

Clearish liquid sounded well weird Shocked

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neil. · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Feb 2008 Karma :

I hope you took full advantage of your flatulence, preferably sharing it with as many unsuspecting friends/family members as possible. Twisted Evil

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