Your mortal remains

[Ariel Badger]

So what do you want to do with your bones one you no longer need them? I have a bit on my driving licence that says I want my organs to be harvested for further use, realistically I am getting on a bit and have lived it to the full so my vitals may not be as fresh as they could be. So I now want my bits to be used for medical research and yes I do realise that some Jnr Dr will drop my nob in his mate's beer for a joke, in fact my plonker will make a good keyring as it already has the ring in it all that will need doing is to stitch the sack up to stop my balls falling out. The skin on my right arm has been claimed by my friend George as she likes the tattoos and wants to make something out of it.
How do you wish to be disposed of?
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[Hetzer]

[Itchy]

Cremated and used to grit the path outside.
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Spain 2008France 2007Big one 2009 We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will. In the end, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Cremated, then placed in various Pizza Hut spice shakers around the country.
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Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[Harold_Shand]

Someones ashes were scattered in my bowling green last week, was strange, someones remains amongst the Skimmia Japonica and empty cans of Carling. I think I'd like to be burned, urned and then passed from first son to first son until my name is meaningless, then thrown into a punch bowl of Super Tennants, weed, acid and vodka and drunk up at a teenage house party.
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BCF's 6th favourite poster 2009-2010

Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.

[Stelmer]

Not thought that far yet. I still feel like i've been ripped off after I found out as a kid that we all die eventually.

[Harold_Shand]

...almost funny, isn't it? WE ALL DIE... so why all the heaviness? LIVE LOVE LIFE

Fuck it all, smile while you can
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BCF's 6th favourite poster 2009-2010

Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.

[lostboy]

stuffed and servo's inserted to make stuff move then stuck in a corner of my living room to scare the shit out of future grand kids and visitors
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Never invite a vampire into your house you silly boy!

[Vin]

Well I'll be dead so I don't really care what happens to my "mortal remains" Poncy name for the bits that are left!

[The Original Muzza]

reduce, reuse, RECYCLE. (on organ donors register)

Honestly don't care as long as no one makes a fuss about it, as I've told them specifically not to.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[wizzzard]

[The999Kid]

I want my body to be turned into a cadaver for med students to practice on. There's a shortage of cadavers right now...
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[smegballs]

I'd like to be left out in the wilds for animals to feed on. I think that would be sort of returning back to the earth which would be nice.

Realistically tho I don't much care, your bodys a something for you to travel in and once you've made a one way trip and your not going back, then I don't suppose it makes much difference what happens to your worldly transport.

[yen_powell]

I've asked my friends to sneak my body onto HMS Belfast, hide me somewhere in the middle, then set light to it, cut the mooring ropes and give it a push into the middle of the river.

Of course if the tide's going the wrong way I'll just wedge up against Tower Bridge and look silly.
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XT1200Z and a DR350 in bits

[iooi]

As a few of the above.
Donate waht can be reused to help others in need.
THe rest to medical sicence.

That way the faimly do not get ripped off by money the grabbing bunch who charge a fortune for doing next to nowt.

It not like they even get thew divvy stamps from the co-op anymore
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Just because my bike was A DIVVY, does not mean i am......

[Raffles]

[panrider_uk]

Co-op still do divvy points.

Mark
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Current bikes: Honda ST1100 Pan European. Moto Guzzi V85 TT Travel

[Ariel Badger]

I still remember my parents divvy number...
188957.
I do not think they have used that system since the 60s though, did they not go onto trading stamps ( blue ones)?
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[panrider_uk]

You get points on a card now. They send you a bunch of vouchers in the post.

Mark
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Current bikes: Honda ST1100 Pan European. Moto Guzzi V85 TT Travel

[Ste]

Burial at sea by trebuchet would be cool.

[ClaireBear]

I dont like thinking ahead like this lol

I had a teacher with MS, shes going to donate her spine for research- freaky stuff lol

Wish they could donate cartilage though- my life would be so much better!

[Carl_steveo]

I don't plan on dieing so planning ahead would be quite irrelevant.
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Luke "cant be arsed to read your post, but suck my balls anyway."

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

I'm more worried about passing all my tests again in 2037.


Any chance you could get this tattoo done, I've wondered what a human drum head would play like.
I'll pay you upfront.
The back would be perfect for a 16" snare
or maybe the buttocks for some bongos.



Pat
A Donor
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[GhostRider]

Incinerated, preferably in the back garden on the bonfire to keep costs down. Don't warn the neighbours to get their washing either for added humour.

The ashes collected will then be shared amongst my friends. They must snort a line of my ashes and pack a spliff with them also, such that I will forever be a part of them. Weed growers may use them as fertilizer, as the results would be the same.

On a less serious note, the cheapest way possible, it's fucking criminal the amount
of money it costs to throw someone useless corpse in the ground, and I'd
hate for my future family to feel guilted into spending what they can't afford just to dispose of me.

GhostRider
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

[smegballs]