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fenton
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PostPosted: 07:52 - 02 Dec 2009    Post subject: Aftershave/perfume Reply with quote

Can someone please explain to me what the fuck all these adverts about? Why do they seem to think that showing me a semi naked celeb jumping into the ocean is going to influence me in buying their smell? I stayed up all night watchin NFL and each break was full of em. And none of them looked any fuckin different! All moody black and white film, none of them actually speaking, and all with greased up six packs.

Someone please explain!
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PostPosted: 08:27 - 02 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry i cant explain it.

i have no idea why someone would stay up to watch american football.
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PostPosted: 08:28 - 02 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I stayed up all night watchin NFL and each break was full of em.


They are targeting the gay community.
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PostPosted: 08:30 - 02 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry, meant NHL. Maple leafs were playin.
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PostPosted: 08:58 - 02 Dec 2009    Post subject: Re: Aftershave/perfume Reply with quote

fenton wrote:
Can someone please explain to me what the fuck all these adverts about? Why do they seem to think that showing me a semi naked celeb jumping into the ocean is going to influence me in buying their smell? I stayed up all night watchin NFL and each break was full of em. And none of them looked any fuckin different! All moody black and white film, none of them actually speaking, and all with greased up six packs.

Someone please explain!


It's quite simple. Adverts are aimed at people with average or below-average IQs. That's a lot of people and a huge source of potential revenue.

For anyone above average IQ it's a chance to go for a piss or make a cup of tea.
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PostPosted: 09:21 - 02 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perfume and aftershave, you say? I thought they were adverts for vampire movies.

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PostPosted: 13:23 - 02 Dec 2009    Post subject: Re: Aftershave/perfume Reply with quote

fenton wrote:
Can someone please explain to me what the fuck all these adverts about? Why do they seem to think that showing me a semi naked celeb jumping into the ocean is going to influence me in buying their smell? I stayed up all night watchin NFL and each break was full of em. And none of them looked any fuckin different! All moody black and white film, none of them actually speaking, and all with greased up six packs.

Someone please explain!

Because those products usually don't have any differences in performance. If they emphasis its performance too much like axe effect cm, this could happen.
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PostPosted: 11:01 - 03 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have no idea what they're about, some wishwashy marketing fop probably thought it up.

It's those aspirational mobile phone adverts that annoy me. They trill on about being at one with the community and if you have one of their phones, your life will be so much better on levels hitherto unaffected by what is essentially just a fucking telephone.

Also, while I'm diverting the topic to mobile phone adverts. The T-Mobile ads with that curly haired, middle class, lisping, spitting, self absorbed twat... Grrr, I'd like to punch that guy in the head along with all the other self-advertising tosspots in those adverts sucking on the corporate cock of T-mobile. Announcing a tour on twitter are you and it's going to be 'gwate?' No it's not, your music is shit you over-enthusiastic corporate whore.

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