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Fisty
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PostPosted: 09:25 - 03 Dec 2009    Post subject: Tiger Woods..... Reply with quote

crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.


What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
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PostPosted: 10:11 - 03 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods father was black, and his mother is from Thailand.
So if they ever had a combined family reunion,
would it be a Black-Thai affair?
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PostPosted: 10:30 - 03 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Would have been a close shave had he not got caught... Obviously he didn't think his wife was the best a man could get...

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PostPosted: 10:36 - 03 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Has anyone checked yet to see if it was actually his car? Didn't think so. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 10:39 - 03 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Has anyone checked yet to see if it was actually his car? Didn't think so. Rolling Eyes


Hold on, what's your angle? Do you know/suspect something?

I think it's moot, Tiger Woods is so rich, it's a little known fact he owns all the cars in America.

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PostPosted: 10:46 - 03 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. It’s typical of a golfer—always blame the caddy.
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PostPosted: 10:46 - 03 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

pa_broon74 wrote:
Hold on, what's your angle? Do you know/suspect something?

The car was stolen.

After the crash Tiger spent several days avoiding the policing by using crap excuses. You can take the nigger out the ghetto....

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PostPosted: 10:47 - 03 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Has anyone checked yet to see if it was actually his car? Didn't think so. Rolling Eyes



That's hilarious, I actually LOLd. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:24 - 03 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
pa_broon74 wrote:
Hold on, what's your angle? Do you know/suspect something?

The car was stolen.

After the crash Tiger spent several days avoiding the policing by using crap excuses. You can take the nigger out the ghetto....

Razz


I got it, albeit belatedly, but he owns all the cars anyway so technically, it was his to begin with.

According to the Daily Mash, the most powerful five words in the English language are "Hello, I am Tiger Woods."

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