secret santa

[chillpill]

anyone got any good ideas i want to buy something totally ridiculous and retarded ? i was thinking maybe industrial amounts of spam lol

[pa_broon74]

I bought a blow up sheep last year and wrapped it ready-blown up. I also bought Happy Christening paper by mistake, I never looked close enough, it looked like happy christmas to me at the time.

Other items bought, a giant pen that looked like a dildo (given to a very quiet moousy lady who didn;t really get it, everone else sort of did though.) Someone got a large sausage from the german market... Obviously looked like a cock...

I think the trick is getting it in context, what do they do, can it be topical... I don't really know the person I'm having to buy for this year so I'm not sure how far to push it. The more daring part of me is saying Lube and tissues where as the sensible me is thinking, calendar.


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