Mmmmum hot chick on a bike, must buy .... must buy ...

[Blue_SV650S]

... oh hang on, she has been photoshopped on!! https://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2008-YAMAHA-YZF-R1-08-GREY-Must-sell-no-res-L-K_W0QQitemZ200423527967

How sad have you got to be to photoshop a girl onto your bike?!?!?
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[That_Hornet]

lol

It isn't even a good photoshop.

[swiftb]

It must be real it has a shadow Actually if you read on he claims it to be his wife

[Blue_SV650S]

[That_Hornet]

[Ste]

Lets see if he's interested in PX'ing for a copy of 'Photoshop for Dummies'.

[neatbik]

That bike is fucking hideous

[Blue_SV650S]

Look who I am sha66in' - she is on my bike - must be true!
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[johnsmith222]

I always cringe when I see "relentless", "red bull" or similar adverts on people's private bikes.

I do realise it's copying things that you see famous racers advertising on their bikes, but it's quite rediculous.

I can maybe understand putting a sticker such as DID on if you had a DID c&s because that's something that is actually on the bike. However it's not likely something that I would do.

I quite like percy pigs, sunmaid raisins, hovis bread and refreshers bars. Maybe I should put stickers with that on my bike?

At least it wouldn't be cliche'd.

[Skudd]

What's the betting that that bike spends most of it's time stuck on the paddock stands on the driveway?
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[pyx_e]

So (if I read the thread title correctly) that's your Mum?

I call bullshit.

Awful Bike Too.

Nice Ass on your mum though (if it is her).
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[HP]

Someone nearby should pop round to see the bike and try to spot his 'wife' i would imagine that anyone who lies like that has got a wife picked up from the local cattle market.

[Alex A]

Must be one of the most tasteless bikes I've seen. Especially for a newish bike.

Good effort on the photoshopping though, why not spice ebay up a little
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[shadowbiker]

Just sent him a message saying "hello mate nice bike, if i was to bid can you chuck the slag in to?"

Im awaiting reply now

[Redoko]

"Relentless"? I wouldn't stick stickers of common brands on mine... Like someone said, they'll have to be parts of the bike that are actually getting used as a performance or cosmetic part. Not a refreshment.

And those cans? Oh my lord they're ugly...

Black and gold in my opinion looks a bit chavy/pimpy...
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[Wilson123]

There are few people in this world that I wouldn't kill for that bike



I'm so serious


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[Alexio]

The problem is that I LOVE relentless and would drink it every day were it not so unhealthy. For that reason I would have a relentless sticker on a bike and no other. I'm not someone who cares about what a bike looks like.
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[shadowbiker]

Just got a reply from him, so iv'e now replied back saying "is she older than 13 now" ?

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/tonymini145/lulz.jpg

[27cows]

He can keep the bike, but I wonder how much he'd take for a go on his missus

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[27cows]