It`s therapy time.

[Devils Advocate]

I`m probably going to regret this but hey,whatever.It`s only a bit of fun.

As you read posts on this forum you must paint a mental picture of other members based on what they say?....so now`s the time to tell them exactly what you think.
The thread would last longer if you only commented on the person who posted before you,but if you`ve not read many of their posts,or taken note,you can select anyone whos posted already anywhere in the thread.

Here`s how it works.
Analyse "the member" as a person and try to describe what they look like and what makes them tick.Try not to be abusive though...there`s no need for all that "he`s a fuckin dickhead" stuff is there .
Be judgemental if you want to,critisize as much as you like,then see if you`re a good judge of character when "the person" replies to the things you said (if they`re man enough to deal with it).

It can be serious..or funny...whatever floats your boat!
ok....let battle commence.
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[wizzzard]

Very brave thread I'll have a bash.

I'd guess that you were mid 40's, tall, well built and quite an angry person. You don't have time for the more childish part of the forum mostly because you cant vent your aggression against them in a physical way and seem to have a somewhat large chip on your shoulder about race ( justifiably from your youth or not ).

On the whole very likeable and honest though, someone who contributes positively to what they do and avoids the petty squabbles and negativity where posible.


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[Raffles]

Quite an intelligent well-mannered (or should that be well-manored) type of chap with a good sense of humour. Quite a worldly fellow also but he probably wasn't at the front of the que when the good-looks were being dished out. He also rides a big bike which often indicates a small dick!
Overall, I'd say he's one of the better ones on the forum
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[wizzzard]

Sod off raffles you know me and are so biased it's unreal so you can't comment

I also have a tiny bike so does that mean my dick magically grows to gargantuan proportions when I ride that? Well actually the vibrations on that thing are sweet so maybe

Using your scientific theory and going by the size of your bike yours must be so small that it's become recessed and turned into a pussy, which handily would match your fair weather riding style come to think of it
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[yuri2085]

Raffles:
Based on this thread only; has quite a jokey personality but also quite shy, likes inappropriate and crude jokes.Average looking...and a small willy.

[Raffles]

[the grim reaper]

Yuri:
One of the basically good members on here but occasionally shows her age, which I think is early 20's? Comes across as a nice person thouh and doesn't often have a dig at people

Cheers

Grim
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[yuri2085]

yuri= is male, and 19 so close.

[The Shaggy D.A.]

The Grim Reaper: It's a 'Mr. Death' or something. He's come about the reaping.
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[the grim reaper]

[warped one]

Shaggy:

Looks pretty much like he does in the picture, well manered yet can be a little crude at times. Possible office job due to typing skills.

Warped
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[pyx_e]

Shaggy, a personality type which is active or stopped no middle pace. He presents as placid and easy going but underneath is a seething hotbed of worry and sexual fantasy. He enjoys being well liked but wishes he could find anothr way of being a rebel that did not include making often very rude jokes. This last aspect is born of the truth that while women like a sense of humour they do not like "that" sort of humour. See as previous; sexual fantasies.
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Kawasaki: ER5, Versys, VN900.

[Ariel Badger]

I am not that perceptive and base my views largely on the posters avatar but even I am not blinkered enough to believe pyx_e is in reality a little flying pig. I think she is quite sensitive and shy despite her time at a good public school. She is of course gay but does not yet realise this although to most other people it is quite obvious.
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[ms51ves3]

Crazy chilli eating teacher with an interesting sexual past. Inspirational when it comes to engineering.

[Vin]

Owns a TZR so must be a good chap

[Clanger]

Since Warped got side stepped, I'll step in...

Lincolnshire yellow belly, although he'll strongly deny it!! Loves hanging off sign posts, very forgetful...will start a post to never return. I'm guess late teens/early 20's. Wears his heart on his sleeve.

Possibly went to Cordeaux high school, as most of the village kids did.
His favourite road is the A16.

Obviously has a lot to say...I feel he could do with a damn good listening to. . Professional listeners apply within.
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[warped one]

Clanger, you are very close with that description, I am in fact 20, yes hanging off sign posts is a must for us country bumpkins. No I did not go to Cordeux because thats where the yokles go to, I went to Good Ol' Toll Bar.

But yes, I am very forgetful, and you could say that I do wear my heart on my sleave, unfortunately you guessed my favorite road wrong by about 400miles, it is infact the road from Penzance to Lands End.

Mostly right, in the key areas.

Warped
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[Damon]

The warped one:

Around 23 with a fetish for climbing up signs. Goes on great adventures and rides his home made bikes through his village for all to see.

[thegubner]

Damon


Likes killing kittens, you can see him stalking them in his avatar.

Not the sort of bloke who has to be right all the time but quite often is.

That is all.

[Feasty]

the_guvnor_1_uk - A well liked and ameniable chap, likes having authority and would make a good judge. Sometimes too hard on members rather than just shooting them. Aged about 40 and secretly dreaming of Harleys...
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(7 year gap), BMW F650 (Relaxing ride). Aprilia Caponord ETV1000 (Big and bold). Yamaha FZS600 (got me in trouble too quick!).
Current: Yamaha TDM 900 (Comfy, light but big, power when needed).

[the grim reaper]

I get the distinct impression that everyone is waiting for Tonyts50 to post, then they'll descend on this thread like a pack of ravenous wolves

Cheers

Grim
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Adverts don't always work: Remember that advert, where the army are running across the desert and they have a wounded man on a stretcher. They get to a ravine, the bridge is down and a caption pops up that says, 'What are you thinking?'. I don't know about you but I was thinking, 'Christ, I'm glad I'm not in the f***ing army'.

[Devils Advocate]

[Blue_SV650S]

Tonyts50 actually makes PeterNSR look good!!

There is a large part of me that HOPES Tonyts50 is someones 'alter' having a laugh at everyone else's expense ... if so kudos Tonyts50!!
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[The Original Muzza]

Blue_SV650s

Old man with too much free time and excess cash. Loves playing with toys and making polls. Probably a good rider but this is overshadowed by his eccentric ways. Has a wife who doesn't pay attention to him.
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Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[Hetzer]

One thing I've learned from forum posts is it's usually impossible to gauge a poster's age in most cases purely from the nature of his/her posts. People I've assumed were idiot teenagers have turned out to be people in their late thirties/early forties, and people I thought were 30/40 turned out to be teenagers or in their twenties. Intellect/wisdom/idiocy seems to transcend age in a lot of cases.

Stinkwheel...highly intelligent, functional anarchist, this is a chap you'd want around in a disaster scenario, can turn his hand and mind to just about anything, confident, natural leader but wouldn't be pushy for the role. Wouldn't suffer any bollocks either though.
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