Fucking women drivers.

[yuri2085]

A recent thread brought me the realisation that there is VERY little woman driver/rider bashing going on in this forum.

Stupid women drivers putting on their makeup in the car, no spatial awareness and in ability to control the basic functions of the car.
Not forgetting terrible perception of speed and conditions.
Terrible being in the car with them and near any cars which have woman drivers, ESPECIALLY the ones who THINK they can drive fast.

Please add anything I have missed out.


This is just low speed stuff!, especially loving the car park scene-watch the timer!

p.s. THIS IS ABOUT WOMAN RIDERS hence general bike chat

[CaNsA]

Thats fkin quality. How on earth that car ended up on it roof is beyond me

good find

[T0MMY]

https://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/images/smilies/popcorn.gif

This should be entertaining...
____________________
ZX6R + CBR600RR

[Mystery]

[Flip]

[Paivi]

I totally agree. A woman's place is at home, making sure the home is nice for the husband and the children. Women driving or riding alone is just encouraging them to be sexually promiscuous.
____________________
My other bike's a Monster...

[apple tango]

I know what you mean OP.

Every time i see some dopey ass driver in front of me either driving at 30 in a 60 zone, not keeping in one lane, or failing to use a roundabout correctly, i say to myself 'i bet that's a fucking woman driver' - and 10 out of 10 times it is.
____________________
CBR125 -> Bandit GSF600 '99 -> SV650 02

[cvntdude]

Pics and it did happen ...

My fav was the car into the pond/pool ...

Saw the upside down one ages ago ...
____________________
We all choose what to think about ...

[yuri2085]

[hmmmnz]

lol, my mrs is a pretty good driver, although she drives to slow in her sports car, and revs the shit out of my poor van
____________________
the humans are dead
I kick arse for the lord
Wiring Diagrams BIDNIP it bitches

[TheDonUK]

Whats the most dangerous thing in the world?

A speeding bullet?

A Nuclear Bomb?

Cancer?

No your wrong, its an asian woman in a Mercedes

PS. and before you cry sexism or racism drive through Southall and tell me different...
____________________
[Current Bikes - GSXR-750 K5 & C90-97 ] [Previous Bikes: Runner 125, YBR 125, GS500, Bandit 600, Hornet 600, ZX6R-99, C90-99, R1-99, XT600E-04, GSXR-750 K4, CRF250L '16]

[MaybeGuy]

the shittest driver i ever see is always just one guy...

> middle aged
> balding
> glasses

he has a different wife every time though, but wherever i go, he always tries to pull out on me.
____________________
Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[cvntdude]

You'd do anything for a knee trembler !!

You'd do anything for a knee trembler !!
____________________
We all choose what to think about ...

[tatters]

[sickpup]

[Alexio]

[Bendy]

[tatters]

[Mr Hammers]

[chris-red]

I saw a woman putting her make on in the car once she had a full makeup bag on her lap and was in a big 4x4 at some traffic lights I filtered passed looked at her and started laughing she went red and put her paint brush down and tried to look serious, with loppsided makeup.

I love women for just being generally thick. It is a constant source of amusement.

Misogyny
____________________
Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
WANTED:- Fujinon (Fuji) M42 (Screw on) lenses, let me know if you have anything.

[Ste]

If you watch Thelma and Louise backwards, it's about 2 women with a flying car who slowly realise their place is actually in the kitchen.

[Wilson123]

I've nearly been killed far too many times because of women drivers, stupid fucking braindead bitches slowly pulling out either without looking, doing it too slow when I'm doing about 70 and less than 5 seconds away from them, switching lanes without fucking looking, not concentrating on anything except the shit that goes on in their heads whatever that may be

In fact last week I was going down a hill, there was a woman waiting to pull out and she was just within distance of having to wait because of the speed I was travelling, if she pulled out I wouldn't have been able to stop as it was pissing it down, so I sped up so I could get past her quicker so she could get out quicker

What does she do? Pulls out when I'm stupid close going stupid fast, I'd say she pulled out at no more than 5 mph, near enough stopping in the middle of my road leaving me with nowhere at all to go except towards a stupid bitch in her car

Both wheels locked up, gearing down like mad while I'm skidding like a fucking ice skater, both feet on the floor doing my best to control it, I missed the back of her car by about an inch. If I had a say, I'd make it illegal for women to drive, with the penalty of torture/death

My life will probably end because of a woman driver
____________________
Doug97 wrote: Fuck you, what they did was awesome. You just wish you had the balls to be like them, instead of being constantly afraid that there's a rule somewhere out there you might be breaking.

[wizzzard]

[Wilson123]

[wizzzard]

If you are that interested they are in my profile.
____________________
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
Zeitgeist / Addendum / Moving forward