Happy Xmas

[RoadRider]

Happy Christmas to you all from ROADRIDER

May we return to enjoy the roads once the snow melts!
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Its Christmas...nobber Xmas
As this thread is worthless because you couldn't be arsed to spell Christmas correctly lets talk fanny.

Axe-Wound=A term that is rude and somewhat disturbing visually for the word Vagina. The split opening of the vagina represents the words "axe wounde", as this figure is somewhat similar to the figure of a cut made by an axe.


Clunge= the blurt, the ham wallet, the spam purse, the gammon alley or if you prefer- the cod pouch.

Minge= The minge is not the actual vagina, but the hair surrounding the area. On the labia majora and the pubic mound. Loose, shaggy hair that is not neatly trimmed, and may be a little fragranced with 'girl perfume'.

Beef Curtains= 1. Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.

Oh and it appears this thread is now active as i've found this
in urbandictionary.com

Contrary to popular belief, the X in X-Mas was not made up by the secular heathens in California (no attack intended). X-Mas was a shorter version of Christmas, first used in Europe around the 1500s. In Greek, Christ's name started with an X, Xristos. Thus, it is literally, "Christ-mas", or "Christ's Mass".
X-mas = Christmas
So, you are not offending God when you say Xmas.





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[The Original Muzza]

Furthermore, Muddy-Dicks. That is all.
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[RoadRider]

Thanks for that Mr Terror .. Educational I'm sure

Now why not spend the festive season getting a life?!!!!
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[27cows]

I always say Xmas because I'm too fucking idle to type the whole word.

So there, and have a good one

[Feasty]

I say 'Xmas' since it has less religious significance than Christmas for obvious reasons. I despise religion for many different reasons, having seen how destructive it is both personally and every day in the news!
Most of my family are religious and I enjoy annoying them as much as possible by avoiding any relevancies as possible. Using the word Xmas being one of them! Of course this is also returned in the form of ridiculous religious cards...


So MERRY XMAS to you all!!
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[RoadRider]

Historically Xmas, X-mas, Christmas has nothing to do with Jesus or Christianity. The Pagans celebrated with decorated tree's and sacrifices. Easter is also a Pagan ceremony, as there were no Easter bunnies or choc eggs at the Crucifixion/resurrection.
It's all bollocks. A true Christian wouldn't be celebrating, but they don't know what they're following anyway.

So why wish a happy Xmas? Because its a nice time of year. We actually appreciate the snow on this day. We, or most of us, make the effort to do something nice for someone else and try to enjoy ourselves. It may be religious crap and is certainly commercialised robbery. But sod it, enjoy yourself, enjoy your time off work, enjoy seeing your family and friends, enjoy eating too much, drinking too much and watching crap films. We deserve it!

Don't be miserable when you have the choice to be happy!
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[yuri2085]

The proper names containing the name "Christ" other than aforementioned are rarely abbreviated in this way (e.g. Hayden Xensen for the actor name "Hayden Christensen"). This apparent usage of "X" to spell the syllable "kris" (rather than the sounds "ks") has extended to "xtal" for "crystal", "Xtine" for "Christine" and on florists' signs "xant" for "chrysanthemum"[14] (though these words are not etymologically related to "Christ": "crystal" comes from a Greek word meaning "ice", and "chrysanthemum" comes from Greek words meaning "golden flower", while "Christ" comes from a Greek word meaning "anointed").
In the 17th and 18th Centuries, "Xene" and "Exene" were common spellings of the given name Christene. Christina Aguilera has at times gone by the name Xtina (the "t" should not be considered redundant as, as is noted above, "Christ" was often shortened historically to "Xt" not just X).[citation needed]




Some random 'information'

[Redoko]

Either way, have a good 'un today.
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[CaptainCallCe...]

Happy birthday internet folk, get too drunk
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