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Which do you prefer
Face
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Body
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Itchy
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PostPosted: 00:10 - 20 Jan 2010    Post subject: The bcf shallowness thread! Reply with quote

Ladies feel free to participate but since I don't know what good looking men are its going to be up to YOU to provide the pictures.

But quite simply out of sheer shallowness,

What would you prefer a hot body or a hot face, you can't have both, its either BOBFOC/ Butterface, or BOCFOB etc.

Take for example these girlies who I am erm acquainted (both are 19 years old) with, the one in the white has a nice face but her body is a bit meh in that she is so skinny she is naturally BELOW size zero she eats like a horse and puts on no weight (but then again in Asia a size 4 is considered fat) she has no rack, my boobs are bigger and I'm male. Also no bum as you go down her back her bum is kind of absent and immediately turns into her thigh.

Hence with girl 1 you lose the ability to knob her tits and spaff on her face. There is also nothing to hold on to when going through erm various motions.

https://bikechatforums.com/files/dsc03599.jpg

However girl 2 has a horrible face, in that its an odd shape which you cant tell from the angle of the photo, and her teeth are horrible the kind that grow in two rows over each other. She has negelected her teeth badly to such an extent that you'd push her away if she went down on you. She also uses a trowl to put make up on so many of the holes in her face are hidden.

https://bikechatforums.com/files/dsc03601.jpg

However her body is just WOW, in that she has a nice bum, she has a nice pair of C cups which you can hold nicely in your hands which wobble satisfyingly in a gravity defying manner

So BCF in your infinate shallow wisdom what'll it be? and none of this surgery or fattening rubbish either Park Eun Kyung to
make sexy cost $150K in surgery.

Oh and just to make it clear they are both university students, articulate intellegent and have good personalities, as an added bonus they also cook, wash, clean and iron!.


Go on BCF share your (shallow) wisdom.
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PostPosted: 00:23 - 20 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why did I think that you were married with kids? Maybe you are? Laughing Anyhow...

Girl 1 is very pretty.

Girl 2 has nasty teeth.

So girl one. Girl 1 will probably buy tits one day. Thumbs Up

The real answer is the girl you get on with the best. But you didn't ask for a decent answer.

I've played with some very nice small tits also. Thumbs Up

You need a girl three for when you are bored of girl 1 and girl 2 won't speak to you any more.
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PostPosted: 00:45 - 20 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

flip wrote:
Why did I think that you were married with kids? Maybe you are? Laughing Anyhow...


That thats Ichy my doppleganger
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PostPosted: 00:47 - 20 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

i would say Girl #1

but i need to see pix of them in Japanese schoolgirl outfits before i commit myself 100% to an answer
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PostPosted: 00:56 - 20 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Better pictures of the bodies/face.

I'd probably go with face.

But I'm a real shallow bastard and would find a girl with a nice face and body.

So screw your "make do" attitude Laughing

As a bonus for Girl #1, she's skinny and eats everything? High metabolism and also good for high energy. Usually. So might be better in the sack. Wink
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PostPosted: 01:00 - 20 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Itchy wrote:
That thats Ichy my doppleganger


I only figured out last week that you were to separate users. Embarassed
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PostPosted: 01:19 - 20 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Um, really not sure.

I like my girls with a pretty face, nice body and not overly shy. Twisted Evil

I'll pass vote on this, I like to have my cake and eat it. Wink

EDIT, I didn't see Cansa's or Molly's post but what they said. Cool
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PostPosted: 01:35 - 20 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 08:47 - 20 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Face. Not sure if I can really justify why, aside from the fact that you see her face a lot more. Not like girl 1 has a terrible body though, TBH?
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PostPosted: 09:01 - 20 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not picky. As long as they have a pulse. I'm not even that picky actually.
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PostPosted: 09:14 - 20 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well the poll is done very poorly for starters! Rolling Eyes

However these are my answer in specific order...

1) Can I have both of them please?
2) In that situation I'd go for face because girl no.1 doesn't exactly have an off-putting body!
3) You can't even see girl no.2's teeth so the poll is redundant anyway.
4) Now if you showed me a completely butt ugly (facially) girl with a fantastic body, and a fat walrus of a girl but with a very beautiful face - I'd have great difficulty in deciding.


I currently have a difficult decision on my hands anyway which maybe you lot could help me with! I rather like the female presenter off CBBC at the moment. She has 'come to bed' eyes... (especially during the bedtime Hour Confused ) but only has one hand. Will this be limiting in a highly sexual relationship or even more of a turn on!? Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:15 - 20 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

It depends on the situation.

If they have a good body but bad face, she is 1night stand material.

If you were looking for a girlfriend, then the face is more important, as you'll have to take her too meet friends etc...don't want anyone taking the piss...
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PostPosted: 09:17 - 20 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm one-handed girl. Depends what she could do with her good hand...

Regardless, you do realise disabled chicks are worth more points? Obese ones are worth less.
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PostPosted: 09:26 - 20 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it just me...but looking at the 2 pics, neither of them are what I consider ugly.
Girl 1 - her body is rather skinny but not hideously skinny.
Girl 2 - can't see her teeth, can't see her bod but her face is quite pretty.
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PostPosted: 09:29 - 20 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

While we're on the subject Laughing

How would these girls do you Itchy ? :notworksafe:
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PostPosted: 09:35 - 20 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

~ * YUN * ~ wrote:
Is it just me...but looking at the 2 pics, neither of them are what I consider ugly.
Girl 1 - her body is rather skinny but not hideously skinny.
Girl 2 - can't see her teeth, can't see her bod but her face is quite pretty.


That's what I was thinking. I like them both.
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PostPosted: 09:39 - 20 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

They're asian chicks! Id squewer them both.
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PostPosted: 09:44 - 20 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Muzza wrote:
Hmm one-handed girl. Depends what she could do with her good hand...

Regardless, you do realise disabled chicks are worth more points? Obese ones are worth less.


surely the more important question is what you can do with the stump?
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PostPosted: 10:06 - 20 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

DaveJPS wrote:


surely the more important question is what you can do with the stump?


Before I hit submit, I had posed that deep, philosophical question, but figured everyone would take it that I'm in to getting my hoop stumped by amputees.
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PostPosted: 10:11 - 20 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alexio wrote:
~ * YUN * ~ wrote:
Is it just me...but looking at the 2 pics, neither of them are what I consider ugly.
Girl 1 - her body is rather skinny but not hideously skinny.
Girl 2 - can't see her teeth, can't see her bod but her face is quite pretty.


That's what I was thinking. I like them both.

Girl 2 is prettier than Girl 1 in my opinion.
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PostPosted: 10:23 - 20 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well two things spring to mind:

1. There's nowt wrong with either of them.
2. What do you want, long term commitment and a friend in your old age or a one night stand?

See for me the person has got to have the right personality, yes I obviously have to be physically attracted to them, but if they're vacuous I couldn't be more turned off.

Face or body? Well one day the body will be of no consequence anyway and hopefully you'll just have a friend for your old age.

Me I'd like to wake up next to a pretty face everyday of my life, and I'm happy to say my wife of 20 years has such a face. (in a box under the bed that she puts on for special occasions)

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PostPosted: 11:34 - 20 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Out of those two I'd go for number one as a long termer...

But...

I wouldn't say no to tickling the peach of number two now and then if one wasn't up for anything...

( Although I'm sensing there's a catch somewhere, I'm half expecting you to say number two's got a cock )...
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PostPosted: 15:05 - 20 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can you not hold out for a hot one with a good body... ???

And normally I go for pretty faces and don't mind them not being a perfect body. Butterfaces make me sad. But can't hack rackless girls, let alone rackless and bumless.

As you say, what do you hold on to Neutral
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PostPosted: 15:22 - 20 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

There seems to be a few here worried about having nothing to hold on too on the lasses. It comes across that if you've got nothing to hold onto then you're worried you'd just fall out. Confused
Maybe the issue is actually that you need certain extension modifications doing? Question

Once I've got the ladies attached I don't have this issue whether they've got anything to hold onto or not - I could be holding on to them or swinging them around the room with my hands in the air, they still don't come loose! Razz Laughing Thumbs Up
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