Baby bribery

Blue_SV650S · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Nov 2008 Karma :

No, not saying if they don't give you their lolly that you are going to tell mum they have just farted/dribbled .... Very Happy

More along the lines of, you know, as a normal dude, have no interest in babies, but ya missus's ovary's are clanging and she keeps banging on about having a baby ... you realise prolonged resistance is futile .... so decide to use it to your advantage whilst you still have some leverage .... and make a request ..... like:-

"Yes, you can have one, but only if I can get a new {insert bike}"
"Yes, you can have one, but only if I can get {insert some other toy}"
"yes, you can have one, but only if you let me {insert some perverted act} for the next 3 weeks"

So, have you ever used baby bribery, if so, what did YOU get out of the deal?? Thinking

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Hetzer · Super Spammer Joined: 19 Feb 2007 Karma :

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Blue_SV650S · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Nov 2008 Karma :

The Shaggy D.A. · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Sep 2008 Karma :

"Yes you can have one, and I'll even help you pack"
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Tonka · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Jun 2008 Karma :

Assumption is that it's the females that want the kids - not always true.

In my case it was:

Flip · Super Spammer Joined: 28 Feb 2004 Karma :

Maybe you should dump her for a backward/stupid bird?

"But taking it up the shitter will get you pregnant, love. If we keep doing it, it'll happen. Trust me".

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Blue_SV650S · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Nov 2008 Karma :

So no one has turned this situation into a positive using baby bribery?!?!!

I dunno BCF, with your low moral standards, I expected more of you!?!? Rolling Eyes

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Handsome · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Dec 2005 Karma :

I've seen the film and I haven't missed out Wink

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I'm wondering if you've overlooked the Lube and Cum bit though...
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pepperami · Super Spammer Joined: 17 Jan 2010 Karma :

i missed out on that Sad

my ex missus said to me "I want a baby... oh by the way , i`m pregnant!!"
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the grim reaper · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Jun 2005 Karma :

I didn't make enough of it with the ex but I will this time with thenew missus Mr. Green

Now, I reckon a new car is the way to go Thumbs Up

Cheers

Grim
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ulster exile · Nitrous Nuisance Joined: 18 Jul 2009 Karma :

He used that threat in a different way altogether on me. After we got married, he told me he was either having a dog or I'd have to have a baby.

We've two dogs now. Thumbs Up